Not being a huge fan of the original series, I didn't exactly jump about this film being made. It's just another in a long line of creating movies out of old television shows (a chain that by law, should probably be stopped now, before it gets much worse). So, I wasn't expecting too much from the movie, although a few of these types of films have at least been semi-enjoyable. In this case of this film, I was dead on.
This movie is just a sorry excuse for foul language, destruction, stupidity, gratuitous breast shots, and seeing Jessica Simpson's overly talked about double D's and butt.
Despite the fact that there's actually supposed to be a plot line for this movie, you never get around to caring, let alone enjoying it because of all the asinine stuff going on through out the movie's 107 minutes run (which in my opinion should have ended after the first 4 minutes).
You'll never care about the characters, let alone Hazzard county, which the plot is supposed to center around saving. And most of the characters are so incredibly far off course from their original T.V. counterparts that I'm surprised there aren't law suits lined up. The biggest being Uncle Jessie's character who goes from a wholesome fatherly influence, to a moonshine running, weed smoking, foul mouthed, Molotov Cocktail tossing, jerk.
There's also just no way these two guys could possibly get away with all the crap they end up doing, not even in movie pretend land. Just not convincing.
Essentially, unless you want a badly done soft porn movie, don't bother. I'm sure there are bad movies to watch that are still better than this. I can see why some of the original cast members from the television show objected to this piece of crap being made.
A 1 rating is not low enough to rate this movie, but, it'll have to do for now. I'd suggest eating shards of glass before I'd recommend this movie to anyone.
This movie is just a sorry excuse for foul language, destruction, stupidity, gratuitous breast shots, and seeing Jessica Simpson's overly talked about double D's and butt.
Despite the fact that there's actually supposed to be a plot line for this movie, you never get around to caring, let alone enjoying it because of all the asinine stuff going on through out the movie's 107 minutes run (which in my opinion should have ended after the first 4 minutes).
You'll never care about the characters, let alone Hazzard county, which the plot is supposed to center around saving. And most of the characters are so incredibly far off course from their original T.V. counterparts that I'm surprised there aren't law suits lined up. The biggest being Uncle Jessie's character who goes from a wholesome fatherly influence, to a moonshine running, weed smoking, foul mouthed, Molotov Cocktail tossing, jerk.
There's also just no way these two guys could possibly get away with all the crap they end up doing, not even in movie pretend land. Just not convincing.
Essentially, unless you want a badly done soft porn movie, don't bother. I'm sure there are bad movies to watch that are still better than this. I can see why some of the original cast members from the television show objected to this piece of crap being made.
A 1 rating is not low enough to rate this movie, but, it'll have to do for now. I'd suggest eating shards of glass before I'd recommend this movie to anyone.
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