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Croc (2007)
The worst thing I've ever seen
I've seen some dreck masquerading as film, but this really took the biscuit. Dismal, amateurish, pedestrian, gratuitous, moronic drivel without a single redeeming feature. worse than the shabby acting and direction though, was the sense of something nasty lurking at the heart of the movie. Distasteful in the extreme; and quite, quite odd.
The structure is quite strange, the characters are cyphers and the direction has a strange, claustrophobic quality that taints every scene with a weird, 1980's-south-african-cinema intensity that's quite nauseating. The Crocodile's utterly out of scale and the child's death is unnecessary and quite vile. I'm unsure what the intention of this piece of cinema was, but I'm quite certain, judging by the confused mish mash vomited onto the screen, that whatever they were, they were not attained. Avoid.