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Earthlings (2005)
1/10
Awful, pretentious, biased and dull.
25 November 2013
Half way through, ready to turn this off. Its exactly as I thought it would be, brainwashing propaganda made up of one sided misinformation that relies on shock factor to guilt. The film itself,is very tedious. Biased, preachy, and sensationalist but not persuasive, try watching something like Food Inc (which is quite different but in the same ballpark). Very typical for animal gore torture porn to be treated like a well made documentary... it's just a series of upsetting video clips. No real message,no resolution or offer of fixes, just a depressing piece of work that would make Morrisey proud. overall, I've watched it, can't call it an interesting doc, and I have no plans to go veggie any time soon.
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3/10
aesthetically pleasing, but mostly boring storyline
17 September 2013
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The film is probably only interesting to viewers as it shows four young actress's big début (two well known from the Disney channel). It is interesting to see them acting rebelliously, drinking,smoking, partying etc. The actual movie and storyline however, are not interesting or in the slightest bit believable. The ridiculousness starts when the girls rob a local shop, the scene is laughable, as they are doing this with no trousers on, the rest of the plot is downwards from there. The film is made up entirely of scenery shots, repeated voice overs that are supposed to sound deep and meaningful, nothing in this film is deep or well thought out.
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1/10
Worst film I have ever seen, does not even deserve 1 star.
17 September 2013
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Avoid this movie at all cost, it is the biggest waste of 1.45mins Celebrity cameos will draw a lot of people in, but most of the real famous people are killed in the first ten mins of the film starting. The rest of the 90min film is downwards from there, It's not funny, not interesting and is just plain awful. Has moments that will remind you of Little Nicky, which itself is awful too, but even if you found that movie entertaining in any way, its still a million times more awful. Sometimes films are so bad it's funny, and this probably was the purpose of the film, but it couldn't even do that properly, it was just plain awful. This film was only made to get the stars on screen and try to make it big at the box office, while celeb cameos and an OK trailer will draw you in, don't be fooled, it truly is one of the most awful films ever made.

AWFUL!!!!!!!!
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About Cherry (2012)
5/10
what about cherry....?!
3 September 2013
interesting story line, interesting until there is no climax and you are left feeling as though you wasted your time. there is nothing special about cherry, which could represent that her ordinariness means she is relatable to any young female that could end up in the pornography industry.

either way I cant help but feel if there was a better ending the film would have been better, although the ending it had did seem like the most probable it was very disappointing.

it was very interesting to see a movie that glamourized the pornography business, however It would have been a bit better if it had shown of the darker truths, the filmed seemed as though it was about female dominance and did not expose the female oppression in pornography. although I do suppose this film shows one of the two sides..

I wouldn't recommend it but its not a bad little film to watch.
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1/10
Worst movie ever.
25 April 2013
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This movie does not even deserve a 1. complete waste of an hour and a half. firstly, the plot is so awful, the acting is awful, the make up is awful everything is awful. throughout the movie, bar the last minute, there is annoying background music playing, but its so unnecessary and doesn't fit.

There are so many goofs in the movie, and i cant understand why IMDb hasn't posted about this/ like when Claire is in bed and the first scary moment (about an hour in) happens in the bed, she jumps up, her clock says it is 1.18 am.. when shes in bed her light is off ,its dark outside...she jumps up and all her lights are on,sun shining outside..she goes downstairs oh its 1.18am but sunny as anything and there is a customer signing out of the hotel?!

also, they keep saying that this is the last weekend that the hotel is open for...which is a bit of a rubbish storyline really, but during the film there is about four of five night scenes? does this weekend start on a Wednesday morning or something?! there is no continuity its so awful

nothing is explained at the end, not who the man that died was (who i assumed is supposed to be the man who left the ghost woman or something?! though this makes no sense because then he would be like 200 years old..idk)

also the main character dies, in a really really disappointing rubbish way

this film is awful, don't waste your time, unless you want to laugh at the awfulness of it.
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