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Someone's Knocking at the Door (2009)
Trippy Trashy Horror
Wow this was a wild movie! A low budget film with a lot of heart. It left you wondering what just happened. The acting was on par, as it made up for the low budget, and the visual effects were quite disturbing for what they had to work with.
One particular scene was a heavy nod to Blue Velvet, and quite graphic. I chuckled my way through that scene. The antagonists in the film were a bit like the Manson family members, but with a severely sick twist. A fifteen inch phallus can do a lot of damage! That's all I can say about that without giving anything away. I enjoyed the trip, may watch it again with friends just to see their reactions.
Thanks for the ride tho!
Marina Monster (2008)
Pure crap.....
Oh My God, what a horrid excuse for a bad movie. In a nutshell, imagine, if you will, a bunch of out-of-shape, outdated porn stars. Take them and put them in a marina setting. That's what you get. No acting abilities whatsoever, and the cleavage shots are horrendous. I've only endured 40 minutes of this train wreck, and that's only because I watched it in 5 minute segments. I wanted to see how bad it really was, and I'm sorry I did. people standing of a pier, pushing each other in the water. you see a PLASTIC INFLATABLE shark FLOATING in the water, drifting towards the "victims". cant see any attacks. just people saying "hey, something bit my leg!", and going under. 3-4 people at a time, no less! how one plastic shark can swallow that many people at once is beyond me...the director/producer/writer should either be shot or have her directors license taken away! I dare anyone to watch this steaming pile of excrement....