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Reviews
The Perfect Family (2011)
Stupid Anti-Catholic Movie
It would be nice for Hollywood to recognize that a lot of good Catholics actually go to the movies. It would be nice to have good movies like the Song of Bernadette or The Bells of St. Mary's. But instead we get this insulting, anti-Catholic movie that attacks all aspect of the Church and its mission. Kathleen Turner deserves an "F" for her performance as the ultra-Catholic Mom. Catholic mothers don't kick the Body of Christ under the rug because has fallen from the paten. It is a very pathetic attempt to spread the Catholic haters venom onto the silver screen. When are you going to learn that few people like going to movies that insult any religion? This piece of garbage needs to be taken to Turner's home and thrown in the trash. She use to be a wonderful actress; now she has stooped so low it is pathetic. Anyone associated with this vile piece of movie making should be blacklisted and punished.
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Amanda was the only good singer in this movie
I really fought back the yawns at this farce of a musical. First off somebody please tell Meryl Streep that she's not that sexy and pretty as she thinks she is. Secondly she has barely passable singing skill that should be in a second rate bar, rather than a major motion picture. And Pierce Bronsan, what a terrible singer. He sounded on the same level as two angry cats breeding. What a terrible voice. He must have paid the producers a lot of money to make a fool of himself on the screen. Horrible; I will have nightmares for years. It was terrible on anyone who has good hearing. Take a chance on this movie? NOT! Even though I watched it for free, I feel I was ripped off. Do yourself a favor and rent Rain Man. Better entertainment and I HATED that movie!
The Box (2009)
Stupid Stupid Stupid
This was one of the more moronic movies I have ever seen. The plot is promising, family get a million bucks if they push a button on the box. After this, it become real stupid. Cameron Diaz is very wooden during the movie, about as emotional as a rock. This is in stark contrast to her acting in "My Best Friend's Wedding." She acting was so boring, I had to stick myself with my straw just to keep awake. The scene kept changing from one strange view to the next. You couldn't keep up with it. Very confusing and weird. Just when you got a little comfortable, things changed in a much stranger mode. And the ending sucked beyond words. A terrible movie and one not worth even a trip to NextFlicks. Take our word and don't get this movie.
Maiden Voyage (2004)
Terrible, terrible, terrible
What a joke. I am watching it on Channel 1 and I think watching paint dry is much more entertaining. What happened to Caspar Van Dien that got him roped into this nightmare. Terrible acting, very boring plot and terrible direction. It so terrible, it's funny. It's suppose to be full of suspense, but it more a comedy. If you want to see terrible acting, ridiculous script writing and sub-par plot, check this movie out. If I was Van Dien, I would not only ask for my 10% from my agent, but fire the bastard in the process. What a turkey. It's not even fit to be on MST 3K!! It would be a good movie to cure you insomnia. I especially love the part where Van Dien is throw overboard and then makes it back in just a few minutes! I can only image that this was written by non-union writers taking advantage of the writer's strike. What a horrible movie!!!