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Death Wish 3 (1985)
10/10
Please don't see this movie...
11 June 2005
I would put Death Wish 3 in the same box as Stallone's Cobra and Commando. The box that I would sell for $2 at a garage sale with all the videos inside. The story is about the main character coming back from the previous movies' success to ruin it all with this load of trash. Why did the makers want to destroy the reputation of the past 2 films with this cheap junk. The story is so lame that had to be a outrageous sequel. I mentioned Cobra earlier because it has the same mood, that one man can kill 20 or 30 gang members without a scratch. Both this movie and Cobra were bent on showing the hero firing his guns at hip level and the enemy falling in large numbers. Police officers spend hours at the shooting range so why did they get gunned down by gang members firing aimlessly from their hips? This movie was so bad I thought for a minute it was Death Wish 4.
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1/10
All youngsters are perfect marksman these days.
21 February 2005
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Yes. I have given this movie the same rating I gave the third Robocop movie and don't regret it. I believe a new way to market the flick would be to advertise the movie as a sleep aid and more people would be satisfied with the DVD for resting than a glass of warm milk and a 5 pound tranquilizer gun. Even the tagline of the movie is wrong "The dead walk you run." What are they talking about? In the movie the zombies run. This movie was so ridiculous. Obviously, the director and the writers of this story have never fired any type of firearm. No everyday 18 year old, female, party freak pothead can fire two 9 millimeters with dead-on accuracy and no kickback. Uwe Boll said on a behind-the-scenes look that he enjoyed the Romero movies but he was just speeding things up. What a moron, I guess no one told him about 28 days later. There's nothing you, the zombie fan wants from this garbage shoot. The 2 rating is for the impressive slow-motion 360 degree shotgun scene.
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Was this rated G?
25 December 2004
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What was the point of the movie titled return of the living dead part 2? It doesn't really make sense that there would still be any barrels of that toxic stuff after the huge bomb in the first movie wiped everything out. Why did the people even bother trying to live when they realize that the ghoulish things don't even respond to anything but aerobic videos and 80s music. It was really embarrassing to see the thriller Michael Jackson semi-cameo thing at the end. Who's lame idea was it to have electricity stop the wandering wormbags, wow, what a terribly finish to a ,well, awful try at impressing the kids. Six year old's can't get into R-rated movies. Please don't rent this and ruin your night.
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RoboCop 3 (1993)
1/10
Why did they make this?
20 December 2004
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This is definitely my least favorite robotic cop movie, well it's a toss up between this and Cyborg Cop 1-5 or however many Cyborg Cop movies there are. This couldn't have made much money at it's release and saddest of all it had to kill off Murphy's partner, why was that even necessary? That's why she's not in any of the video games. I enjoy watching changes in the robocop movies such as Lewis's ever changing hair, from short in the first film to somewhat longer in the second, to a perm in the 3rd. Another funny moment is near the end where robo kills two OCP officers for flirting with some teenage skank. I'm really sorry it had to turn out this way, you know, like a Disney movie or something.
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Inspector Gadget 2 (2003 Video)
1/10
Is that the guy from clockstoppers? Yes it is!
11 December 2004
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Wow. I had no idea a movie could be so awful. I mean I've seen the Ed Wood movie Plan 9 from Outer Space, but this was just one of those"Are you F*%king kidding me" movies. I mean why did they even bother making this if Matthew Broderick wouldn't come back. If Ferris Bueller won't do it, there's probably not to much promise in it. About the movie, why didn't any of the criminals just smash the G2 robot-thing, I mean how hard can it be to whack her in the head with a lead pipe and wrap her up with some chains then tear her apart with crow bars. Why did they need to replace Inspector Gadget anyway, oh yeah, so they could at least have something to make a sequel about. Bad story gone worse describes this whole thing.
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What is this?
5 December 2004
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*Spoilers* Was this movie made on someone's allowance or something, what is this cheap, perverted junk? The zombie count never exceeded 5 people, they didn't follow living dead guidelines, or even RotLD rules. The undead don't eat themselves. At least the first movie was funny, it wasn't really intended to be serious. What was the point of this movie anyway, didn't it get like $20,000 on it's straight to video release. Also, the moronic teen boy is the complete cause of everyone's death, why didn't he just stop messing with the gassy stuff the first time his girlfriend died. This movie wasn't even funny stupid, it was just stupid.
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