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War of the Worlds (2005)
Are You Folks Kidding?
Many good reviews for this piece of crap means folks didn't watch it or were too high or drunk. You can't even compare this mess to the original, it is so slow it's like watching paint dry. You actually want the main character to get killed just to have some action. The ending is so predictable it hurts.
Please, if you can't even come close to being as good as the original film--just don't make a very bad copy. If you can't put a 'new' slant on the story--just don't make the film. Almost every re-make is a waste of time and money--just put in some very sloppy human interest (like a family torn apart and looking for each other) and some more modern, but still terrible special effects, and presto chango---you have a movie. A terrible movie that is a complete waste of time, but a movie you can put on your resume.
Please don't waste your ime just because you cab see this for free---that is what it is worth. How anyone can praise this movie is beyond me.
Journey to the Center of Time (1967)
Truly Bad Sci Fi Movie
I like old sci-fi movies, even the bad ones, which were numerous. Some are bad enough to be good. But this one is so bad it hurts to watch it. Dialogue is worse than a middle school play, as is the acting. I tried to love this for being so bad it's funny, but it's not funny, just sad. Watcher beware!