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Flight of Fury (2007)
Another Crappy Segal Movie
Another typical (these days) monotone whispering, chubby stick up his ass walking wanna be action movie. The acting was lousy, the script was lousy and the cuts to stock military footage were lousy. The only good part was the brief gratuitous girl on girl scene and the many mistakes in the movie, which made it all the more laughable. My favorite is the scene where they cut the power to the electric fence. Who would ever put the control box on the outside of the fence? Or Segal stepping out of flying an SR-71 across the world wearing construction work boots? Or the nurse in the military hospital wearing a tight mini skirt? I could go on but you get the idea. If you want a movie that is mindless and maybe slightly more exciting than having jury duty...then this is the one for you!
Border Warz (2004)
Horrible...Horrible..Horrible...Horrible
This has to be one of the biggest pieces of dog crap ever made. The acting for the most part was ultra amateur with a very very few exceptions. Even the topless shower scene wasn't any good and I'm definitely a fan of boobs. The continuity of the film was non-existent. You didn't know when they went to a flashback or just skipped to a completely different scene. The script was laughable at best and the whole thing looked like it was filmed with a home movie camera. I know the premise of the film is that a college film student uncovers a drug operation, but I was expecting only the parts of the movie supposedly filmed by the student to look like a home movie, not the whole film. I was duped into watching this masterpiece by the back cover which said, "In the vein of Traffic, get ready to cross one of the world's deadliest borders. When two young girls go looking for connections and a story, they find themselves in the middle of a deadly drug war. Welcome to a world where all you're worth is what you can sell". This was nothing close to Traffic, so save 87 min of your life that you'll never get back....wish I had.