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Dünyayi Kurtaran Adam'in Oglu (2006)
Everything else in life has lost meaning.
Turks. The people of Turkey. Not to be confused with the bird enjoyed by millions during the Christmas and Thanksgiving holidays. They are a noble, glorious people, but they don't taste as good as the bird of the same name. How could they possibly be made better? Impossible, yes? I thought so too, but then it hit me.
PUT THEM IN SPACE!
The Turk's thrive in the low gravity environment found in space. I do not know whether turkeys would be as good as Turks in this situation, but who cares?
I'm not even going to tell you what this film is about because you need to see it for yourself. Please. Be a Turk. Go to space. Join the GLORIOUS Turkish SPACE ARMY OOOYRAHHH!
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
Touching, insightful, a masterpiece.
Never before has a film touched on such delicate issues as coming of age and the loss of innocence as expertly as this. It follows the story of main character, baby Christopher, as he crawls away from home, driven out by his alcoholic and abusive twin sister Jennie and takes up a life of organized crime. That's right, this film can be compared to 'The Godfather', and if I am to do so, I must say that it is indeed precisely 3146 times better.
A film like this only comes around once in a life time. This is our Charlie Chaplin. The Magnum Opus of this generation. At the risk of starting a religious war, the director of this film, Bob Clark, should not only be appointed as pope, but also receive the title of God, 3 Nobel peace prizes, and also a butler space monkey. He makes Jesus look like Hitler.
That is really all that needs to be said. In conclusion, Jesus is worse than Hitler.
Fat Slags (2004)
Wow.
This film was so good that after watching only the first 20 seconds my eyes were glued to the screen. Literally. God came down from the heavens and instructed me to prove my faith by applying industrial strength adhesive to my eyes and sticking them to my television.
This is God's film.
Would you argue with God? That would make you a heathen. Therefore, if you do not like this film, you are a satanist and a heretic. Please send your name and address to IMDb's head office, so that I may turn up at your house, erect my wooden cross, to which you will be nailed and immolated.
I apologize for not being particularly insightful as to the content of this film, but in doing so I would be denying you the pleasure of watching it for yourself.
I had never been in love until I watched this film. I hereby declare that Bob Clark be crucified and his name be stripped from the bible. Ed Bye is our new lord and savior.
AVETE ADIPEM SLAGS. AVITE ADIPEM SLAGS. AVITE ADIPEM SLAGS.