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Spidarlings (2016)
2/10
Poor script even for a Troma
18 October 2022
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Troma films are typically low end schlock, and proud to be so. This was a pathetic waste of time. Lovers Eden (Sophia Disgrace) and Matilda (Rahel Kapsaski) like in a flat they have never paid any rent for and now the landlord (Chris Repps) wants them out. Their feeble attempts to make money on top of Matilda's poorly-paying job at the nightclub lead nowhere really, especially since Eden has the tendency to spend all the money they make on things they don't need - including the spider Rainer, who eventually crawls inside her to breed spider babies. In the meantime, their landlord, unable to throw the girls out on legal terms, moves in with them, while at the club, a regular (Lee Mark Jones) gets a bit too friendly with Matilda - all situations that eventually have to come to a webby ending.
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1/10
Lies in 2006, Still poorly scripted lies
14 October 2022
Around 30 minutes each of self promotion, fear mongering, and interesting, but poorly interpreted, data. If you pay attention, you should have all been dead by 2016. So, according to Al, go die already. Oh, and don't bother watching this piece of propaganda. This film is nothing more than speculation and propaganda, nothing more, nothing less. Al doesn't even practice what he preaches, thinking nothing of flying off in a private jet, to tell the masses how dangerous it is to put dangerous gases into the atmosphere (like the massive amounts that spew out of his private jets), and how we should all stem the tide of global warming. And what about his giant mansion in Tennessee? He is an energy glutton, consuming more than 20 TIMES the energy that the average household uses per year. The average household in America consumes 10,656 kilowatt-hours (kWh) per year, according to the Department of Energy. In 2006, Gore devoured nearly 221,000 kWh-more than 20 times the national average. How does he justify that? Hmm...sounds a bit hypocritical if you ask me. And just what did Al do to remedy this so-called crisis during his tenure in congress, and during the 8 years he was second in command of the most powerful country on earth? The first 2 years of the Clinton Presidency the democrats controlled both houses of Congress, yet nothing was ever done. During the last 6 years, nothing was even attempted. If this was such a crisis, why didn't Al use his power to save us all?? By the way, the average temperature of the earth has only increased less than 1 degree in the last 100 years - oh the humanity!
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10/10
Articulate and entertaining
30 August 2022
I was skeptical, watching this and some soul searching has led me from being an A-Theist (I am my own god) to deciding to give the real God of the bible a chance.

Some of the presenters were entertaining in their own right. The interviews were fast paced and filled with well referenced research. I found the historical commentary very enlightening, so different from my "woke" professors at university with their narrow minded bigotry. I recommend, The historical exposition presented is worth the view even if you are uninterested in a challenge to your world view. I would like to see more on this topic and feel it might be a good view for audiences of all ages.
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1/10
Propaganda Flick
27 May 2022
This shame "Documentary" starts out with a predetermined viewpoint and works hard to justify what it has already stated and presupposed. Straight up propaganda, the CCD (Chinese) would be proud.
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1/10
Mediocre story, spun into a boring "history".
26 June 2021
Its always interesting when an author takes set historical dates and times then twists an alternate reality tale into it. Well, its usually interesting. This highly fictionalized "historical" drama depends on the viewer being unaware of actual historical events. If you are curious, I recommend fast forward to the twenty minutes of actual, though mundane acting toward the end of this ten million dollar whimsy.
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Bad Ben (2016 TV Movie)
1/10
Bad Movie, Not Funny
14 May 2021
Waste of time and oxygen. Boring unfunny found footage film that needs to stay lost. I believe that all dialogue was made up on the spot. It shows. Makes you believe all the acting was made up on the spot as well.
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Bagman (2020)
6/10
Deadpool would be proud
2 May 2021
Good low budget comedy thriller. Great for a popcorn night.
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4/10
Accurate portrayal of the New World Order
30 April 2021
Amazingly accurate portrayal of the New World Order. Not all accurate, yet the general thrust amazing. Surprised that it was allowed to be made. Decent enough screen play. Decent B grade acting.
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Slay (2021)
1/10
Don't bother watching
27 April 2021
The out takes were the best part of this bad, very bad production.
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100 Vaginas (2019 TV Movie)
1/10
Group Therapy Session for the Disturbed
6 March 2021
This is basically a compilation of talk therapy tales from and for emotionally disturbed by the concept of being female. Being female is not something you need to fear, dread or loathe. Yet I suppose if you like who you are you wouldn't need therapy. Dpn't bother watching, just like yourself.
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10/10
Excellent story with crucial messages.
4 March 2021
Wow, I am impressed! His own story from his very mouth sang as music to my soul. What a journey, with telling truths learned during the saddest of times. This is a great to-watch. no matter what your skin color, what your core values, this is one powerful story!
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1/10
Don't Bother.
3 March 2021
Wow, what a load of non-organic fertilizer. Poorly executed, no true story line. Meandering justifications for a lifetime of "Knowing she was superior" and that people are unable to make "good" decisions themselves. The candid admissions to social programing manipulations of law and culture were too scary to be refreshing. Makes me ashamed of being a registered democrat! Burn it. Burn it with fire!
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7/10
Best Autistic Based Hero Pole Ever
27 February 2021
Hero 'The Janitor' aka Nicolas Cage plays the role as a high functioning autistic (Asperger's) adult would act. Never talks, never smiles, poor social skills, absolute focus on what he is doing, and doing it all excellently! I love the running motif of the hero explicitly obeying the one order the owner emphasized, no matter what, don't forget to take breaks. Even though it leaves the final girl fighting for her life alone!!
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Hell's Bells (2020)
2/10
Bill and Ted Brain Dead.
22 February 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Wow, lame handling of a middling ridiculous plot. Good comedic opportunities. My favorite bit was the running gag where each victim would call out that in a movie whichever cliché group they belonged to was the first to be killed.
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