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South Park (Not Suitable for Children) (2023)
Oh, how the might have fallen...
South park season 1-10 was some of the best content to ever be on TV, but South park today is completely unwatchable...
All original story ideas are long gone. Every episode in the last 8 or so season is just an animated version of whatever was on the news that week. Everyone eagerly waits for the new episodes, thinking "I hope Matt and Trey make fun of the people I don't like!", as if their opinions suddenly become gospel when put in cartoon form...
Each episode now revolves around picking 1 or 2 jokes about whats trending, and then milking the same joke for 20-40 minutes.
You can literally sum up every episode with a few talking points. In this one, its:
-kids are dumb for following the prime trend
-influencers are harming kids
There, now you don't even have to watch it...
Pee-wee's Big Holiday (2016)
A disgrace to the original
This movie was very clearly trying to re-create the magic of Pee-Wee's big adventure, but everything that movie does well, this one doesn't...
In Big Adventure, you have a strange person, surrounded by mostly normal people, who all tolerate and go along with this strange person. In Big Holiday, you have every single character trying to be super quirky and over the top. Not a single character in the whole movie is believable, and even Pee-wee doesn't seem to know how to play himself any more. I think Hollywood is so disconnected from the real world, they don't even know what a real person acts like any more.
I also can't tell how this movie even relates to the original. It acts as if the first one never even happened, but calling this a prequel, when Paul is 64, is even more unbelievable.
The whole movie is trying way too hard, and it falls flat.
Insidious (2010)
Painfully Cliche
Every part of this movie seems like a students film project. It's incredibly predictable and cliche. The next time I turn on a horror movie that starts with 'family moves into new house, and its haunted', I'm turning it off.
Also the audio volume range is here to the moon. Dialogue is turned so far down that you have to turn it way up to hear anything, just for the constant jump scares to wake up the whole house. Screw any directors that do this.
Aftershock (2012)
A painful watch
The movie takes 34 minutes to start, then it jumps into a repeating cycle of
1. Main character takes a major injury
2. They try to get help
3. They cant find help, but the person dies anyway
This happens at least 3 or 4 times.
The dumbest / funniest part though: the fireman, who has followed and helped them the whole time, takes off his coat, and the girl sees his tattoos, and they both just agree he's a bad guy now, so he kills her.