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Trauma (II) (2017)
6/10
I should have just watched Brazzers
30 October 2022
I picked this film because it was labelled as a horror flick with hot Spanish female actresses +full frontal nudity . The opening incest/necrophilia scene had me questioning this movie choice but while I was too busy vomiting in my own mouth to close the movie, the scene for some reason switched to two hot chicks having lesbian sex. I'm rating this a 6/10 based SOLELY on that scene alone, the rest of the film is garbage and has more plot holes than a typical porno. I kept watching hoping for more lesbian sex and was utterly disappointed. The protagonists make terrible decisions, the situations they find themselves in make no logical sense, the indestructible super villain has more plot armor than Bruce from Bruce Almighty. There is no interwoven connected story, it's just murder porn, grotesque scenes, and some rare flashes of female nudity. All in all I made a poor life decision watching this film and should have stuck with Brazzers, at least then I would have gotten a coherent plot line.
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3/10
Great Promo Ad for Dr Dalrymple's Cult of Mindless Zombie Slaves
22 September 2020
If you're expecting a science documentary as I was when falling for this click bait title, don't waste any more of your time here, THIS IS NOT IT. What Dr Dalrymple has managed to do is combine technical Jargon from physics with his own spiritual beliefs in a manner that is about as coherent as a meth head expressing his life views while tripping balls. If you're also high out of your mind and suggestible to whatever bs gets thrown at you, then great you'll enjoy this concoction of steaming garbage. If you actually understand quantum mechanics even fundamentally, and have heard of Pilot Wave theory you'll be throwing the sofa at your TV when you hear him try to combine this with the concept of higher states of consciousness. What does determining particle positions with Schrodinger's equation according to latent variables have to do with transcending the mind? How does calculating wave amplitude provide any means of experimenting this theory? What does Tesla's assertion that everything is made of energy have to do with Brain waves existing in higher dimensions? If you watch this show, all these questions and more... will be absolutely neglected and glossed over. Dr Dalrymple you've done a fantastic job disguising a cult promo video as a science documentary. Kudos.
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5/10
Lifelong Slayer fan but the first hour is god awful
7 November 2019
Let me start off by saying that I've been a life long slayer fan and continue to be a die hard fan up to this day. That being said the first hour of the movie seemed like a cheap D-rated horror flick directed by some random art school drop out. There was absolutely no plot, some guy just goes around butchering everyone he sees looking for the villain Lucifer. The violence is over the top and grotesque simply for the sake of shock value and violence. The last 90 minutes redeemed the movie as it moved to one of their recent live performances where they played many of their namesake songs like south side of heaven and angel of death. The audio quality could have been better but seeing as it was a theater it's understandable. Overall the first hour is a 2/10 and the last 90 minutes is a solid 9/10 so I'm giving it a 5 star rating.
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