This was a vapid attempt at comedy. I am a fan from Wild n' Out but very disappointed that this translated into such a boring seemingly unrehearsed, unstructured nothingness. This is just three guys having a very empty conversation about nothing funny. It didn't flow. It had no substance. It was painful. I wanted it to be good but it was absolutely hard to watch and sadly BORING. DC Is talented and usually funny so is Chico and the other guy but this just didn't qualify as a show. I am surprised Netflix saw this and decided to add it to the catalog. It was just pointless. The random musical performance and the fact that it just went nowhere in the concept or execution = zero stars.
Reviews
20 Reviews
Absolutely loved it!!
10 April 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I didnt know about the boardgame going into this movie and simply thought it would be fun. I was taken on an adventure in a world of fantasy and imagery that was amazing. The story was great,actors great,script was funny,fast paced and executed flawlessly. The casting was great,the jokes landed well. The ending of the movie tied everything together. Given the predicament and powers of the villain,I couldn't imagine how they would succeed but it was beautifully,creatively and logically executed. The humor throughout also made the movie engaging. The time flew by in the theater.
I have not enjoyed a movie this much in a long time. Loved it!!
I have not enjoyed a movie this much in a long time. Loved it!!
God's Favorite Idiot
(2022)
I survived 4 episodes,how many can you?
18 June 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I wanted to like it. I had hope. I like Melissa .I like Ben. I couldn't get into this show. I lasted 4 episodes hoping it would get better but it only got worse.
IT IS BORING! INCREDIBLY BORING AND IDIOTIC. IT MAKES NO SENSE. THE TITLE DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
SATAN'S MINION IS LAME.
GOD IS AN OLD PLUMP WHITE WOMAN WITH BLONDE HAIR.
THE ANGEL IS A COCKY FASHION DUDE.
The supporting characters have no funny material to work with. There is no plot, no point and no purpose to this show.
It cheapens and reduces Christianity. The show is pointless. Who approved it to be produced and aired? Who saw this and wanted to pay for it? Horrible show.
IT IS BORING! INCREDIBLY BORING AND IDIOTIC. IT MAKES NO SENSE. THE TITLE DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
SATAN'S MINION IS LAME.
GOD IS AN OLD PLUMP WHITE WOMAN WITH BLONDE HAIR.
THE ANGEL IS A COCKY FASHION DUDE.
The supporting characters have no funny material to work with. There is no plot, no point and no purpose to this show.
It cheapens and reduces Christianity. The show is pointless. Who approved it to be produced and aired? Who saw this and wanted to pay for it? Horrible show.
Murderville
(2022– )
Painful. Not for intelligent humans.
5 February 2022
I love Will. I actually liked the concept of the show. Unfortunately, it is NOT funny. It is poorly scripted/ improvised. It is nonsensical and juvenile. They tried hard not to laugh during stupid scenes. The first episode is boring. I cannot understand who green lit this garbage. Will's freedom mobile ads are funnier. I cannot sacrifice brain cells on this. Save yourself.
Home Sweet Home Alone
(2021)
Unlikeable lead character and unfortunate story plot.
28 December 2021
Warning: Spoilers
The boy is obnoxious, rude and vile. I realized 10 minutes into this movie that he was unlikebable.(Wanting to talk to Mom while she was on the phone). The bad guys are the victims and I only wanted them to retrieve the stolen item taken by the vile food motivated kid. Had hopes for this movie but it went south very early.
Deadly Illusions
(2021)
Horrendous
22 March 2021
This movie is as bas as everyone says.I think it is so ill conceived, ridiculous and boring that it deserves to be viewed just to say you watched one of the worst movies ever made with actors you were optimistic about.
The story made no sense , the plot was stupid and the storylines leading up to climax of this movie were all nonsensical .The ending is as confusing and stupid as the rest of the movie.
The Swing of Things
(2020)
One of the worse movies ever made.
18 July 2020
This movie is pointless,stupid and horrible. It is filled with Jamaican sterotypes and a million "yea mon" phrases that are actually an annoying cultural perpetuation. The actors are some known individuals. I am so confused about Luke Wilson being in such a low budget movie with such an idiotic script.
I cannot believe persons used money to make something so inferior. The audio was bad,editing was bad,plot and storyline nonexistent.
ABSOLUTELY STUPID FILM. WASTE OF TIME,MONEY LOCATION AND ACTORS.
Artemis Fowl
(2020)
Atrocious and Fowl
20 June 2020
I have no context of the books or what the this story should be,I am reviewing based on the movie only.
It is horrible. While the visuals are good,the acting is bad.The story is fragmented,confusing and disjointed. There is no heart in this story. Yet for me the worse part about this movie is the 'hero ' himself.Artemis is an obnoxious know-it-all who lacks any humor or charm.Maybe the books paint him as an elite brat who thinks his intellect awards him the ability to be 'Fowl' to others, but it is not an admirable quality. The acting by the young Artemis is also quite bland and void of any real emotions.
Dame Judy should not be in this movie...this mess should not be on her record and Colin did well to hide himself for most of this film.
It was a waste of time and energy. I read the reviews and felt curious after hearing how bad they all were.The reality is true...it should be renamed to Atrocious Fowl.
The Lovebirds
(2020)
I was looking forward to this movie
25 May 2020
I regretably did not enjoy this movie.I love the actors in it and the trailer was good.Unfortunately this movie had more negatives than positives for me.
Pros:
*good actors
*funny moments
*it was on netflix and not in a cinema so I didnt waste $$ to see it.
Cons: *Pace is slow. *The non stop bickering wasnt funny at all.It actually made me feel like I was witnessing an actual couple endlessly argue over mundane matters. * Humour was a miss.Not a comedy. * Scenes are actually nonsensical and often unrealistic * The story didn't make sense.
Overall this is movie was a sad miss for me.Really really disappointed. I am only giving a 4 because I wish someone would remake this movie with better dialogue and a faster pace.
Cons: *Pace is slow. *The non stop bickering wasnt funny at all.It actually made me feel like I was witnessing an actual couple endlessly argue over mundane matters. * Humour was a miss.Not a comedy. * Scenes are actually nonsensical and often unrealistic * The story didn't make sense.
Overall this is movie was a sad miss for me.Really really disappointed. I am only giving a 4 because I wish someone would remake this movie with better dialogue and a faster pace.
Love It or List It
(2008–2023)
A predictable forced premise episode after episode
24 April 2020
Warning: Spoilers
I can sum up every episode for you.
Step one, a family hates their home but one person must be attached to the house they currently live in while the other wants a new one.The show has two experts, one who will redecorate/renovate then other will find a new house.
Step2 : Couple (always a couple,never a single parent or anything ludicrous like that),will be shown 3 homes,the first two will be horrible,either way out of budget or inadequate but by house number 3 ,it is amazing.
Step 3: Reno lady realizes some issue in the current home that makes it impossible for the couple to get everything they wanted originally, and it's always a huge surprise as to what that unexpected issue will be. It might be a huge leak,a beam that was never seen in the blue prints or just running out of money but there is always an issue with the reno.
Step 4: Couple must get frustrated with both the Reno lady and the Realtor and fake anger with a threat or walk off.They then boringly bicker with eachother as if the choice the couple makes,impacts their sleep at night.
Step 5: Current house gets renovated and redecorated.The perfect new house is presented as a different option.Couple chooses.Fake rivalry between Reno lady and Realtor guy ends with wine and a haha you didnt get chosen moment.
Episode after episode after episode..same format,same storyline ,season after season.
Horrible
19 April 2020
Warning: Spoilers
I will echo the sentiments of other in saying this movie was horrible.There was zero character development.The choices made by Heaven made no sense.The red hair colour throws off the detail of genetics.The choice of characters was really poor.The development between her and Troy was instantaneous without any meaningful exchange. She continuously sort him out but we never see why or how this bond even led to this ,which is another key plot in the book.The acting was so bad.It was atrocious overall.
Wheely
(2018)
No originality and completely copies Cars Movie Franchise
18 April 2020
This movie was such a replica of the Cars movies that I am confused about how this couldve actually been made and distributed. Every plot detail is a version of the original Cars movie ,even the designs,only cheaper and less appealing. Why was this movie even made?
The characters are less interesting and visually inferior to the storyline they are obviously ripping off. Horrible.
Locke & Key
(2020–2022)
The characters are unlikeable, not sure who to root for in this show
22 March 2020
The initial few episodes were developing the mysterious allure of the storyline but as episodes move along ,I find the main characters to be very annoying and unlikeable. It is hard to care about the Locke teens when they make so many mistakes,have horrible attitudes and seem unperturbed by the magical realms they encounter.
Bloodshot
(2020)
I loved it...
15 March 2020
There are alot of negative reviews here but I am not sure why the hate is so strong.I thoroughly enjoyed this film and Vin Deisel is still an amazing. I thought it was an action packed thrill despite having no clue about any books,earlier films or comics regarding Bloodshot.The CGI was great and overall story was enjoyable.See it yourself.
Bad Boys for Life
(2020)
Surprisingly Entertaining for a third sequel
8 February 2020
I enjoyed this movie from beginning to contrived end. It was funny ,suspenseful and above all a joy to view. I think this movie is the best installment of the Bad Boy franchise as it enters the new generational era of technology and social media. Lots of action and clearly a set up for part 4 in the end.Loved it!!
Swiped
(I) (2018)
Zero should be part of the rating scale just for this movie!
3 September 2019
This cringeworthy gem was viewed on Netflix reluctantly. The low budget is reflected throughout the film as the horrible scenes unfold. This sexist, immature,masochistic plot is not balanced by the very few decent counterpoints given in the movie. I would love to think women and girls are not as emptyheaded and simplistic as they are keenly portrayed. If I wanted to make a stretch in understanding a deeper level plot, it would be to suggest a parallel between apps like Tinder and POF that rely on meaningless ,superficial connections.It may be exaggerating reality by highlighting how ridiculous "hookup" culture can be but I am sure this movie sets back women a few centuries and projects the notion that all males are cavemen...only difference is that now they can code!
Unwatchable
20 January 2019
I tried...I really did try to watch.After a slow start, I was hoping the story would develop but sadly it failed to do so.While the visuals can be deemed amazing, it was overkill on the props,scenes and overall CGI. I should've checked IMDB before watching instead of realizing my mistake and then wondering if I should continue torturing myself. I was done at 39 mins.Atleast I lasted longer than "A wrinkle in time".
Night School
(2018)
Ignore the negatives
14 October 2018
I am the first person to run on IMDB to see a movie's score before wasting money on a cinema ticket but even after low scores I threw caution to the wind expecting to be disappointed but I wasn't. It was the Kevin persona we all know but it was a funny show filled with lighthearted moments that were fun and humorous. The theater appeared to enjoy it too as they all clapped at the end.Persons were laughing out loud.Give the movie a chance but if you are a theatrical critic of the Arts who cannot relax long enough to enjoy a fun comedy romp..dont bother. BOTTOM LINE: IT IS A FUN MOVIE!!!
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