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Joey's Movies (2014)
Biased Review
I'm the idiot who made this show and even though it can be hard I love it. The show started out on a web-cam (all of those episodes have been reckoned) and is now scripted with FX and guests. I was inspired to make reviews by Spoony, The Bad Movie Reviewer, ChrisPat8 and the Cinema Snob and even though there are moments where their influence can be seen I feel I have developed my own style apart from them. I like doing dumb Sci-Fi Channel movies like Lake Placid vs Anaconda, and shot-on-video movies the most but every once in a while I do something different. I am my own worst critic (despite giving the show a 9 out of 10) and I hope to continue to make the show better and better for as along as I can or have a platform to do it.
Julia (2013)
Plagiarism
The film was never completed for a wide range of reasons but a work print is available to the public that has been scored. Sadly I cannot be lenient on the movie for that reason. The film is such a pretentious piece of plagiarism it's almost funny. Anyone familiar Nicolas Winding Refn's work should find it plainly easy too see where this film spawned. Now I'm all for paying homage but this does NOT fall under that category, it is plagiarism. I can't pick on the editing too much as the film was never completed, so it is understandably really sloppy. The acting is poor, mostly with Stuckmann's performance as "The Man" which comes across as a 4-year-old trying to be Ryan Gosling in Only God forgives. I would go as far as to say that Stuckmann should stick to plagiarizing movie reviews because he obviously has no talent in the acting/directing department. Avoid this one.