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Smiley (2012)
A disappointing let down, full of holes, questionable acting and stupidity
I won't spoil any of this film purely for those who can't be deterred from this god awful movie. It just terrible and i was gutted. The trailer for this film showed an interesting concept that could be a genuinely scary indie film. It wasn't. This film was full of unanswered questions, plot holes and the ending to this film actually p***ed me off. It made me frown then actually exclaim out loud "OH F*ck off!". The only decent actor really was the actor playing the university teacher who was interesting and actually came out with some dark but really interesting dialogue that i actually began agreeing with, and although he may not have been the best actor ever i hope he gets picked up in more films so he can improve because he was the only redeeming part in this film. The killer was underused and completely wasted, again the twist ending just made no sense and ruined any parts to the film that were marginally above the line of sh*t, Shane probably could have been good but was basically non-existent. The movie was predictable in every way imaginable, there was no real conclusion, the trailer did not show what this film was about, there was no sense of mystery or character development and the main actor blubbered her way through this film as nothing more than the stereotypical cliché leading lady in a teen horror film lacking any sense what so ever.
I beg you all to avoid this movie at all costs as it is possibly one of the worst movies i have ever seen and i almost hate myself for sitting through this movie. This is all without revealing any single plot lines or telling you the stupid ending as i could spend hours talking to you about it as it was that bad. Please do not let this film see the light of day.
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
insanely stupid, funny but with a touch of reality
This was great. True its one of the rudest films i have ever seen but it really shows off how we shouldn't censor different arts and that adults shouldn't go out and blame something for the reason something has gone wrong. This may be rude, crude and stupid but it really does touch on real life problems and how children are not always heard through the problem and so much more that you can't put in to words. As soon as you are old enough (14 and over i would say) you really should see it as you will laugh and see the point I'm trying to make with its little messages.
This is a must see that may be rude but still has a great charm, great messages and feels so real within its awful animation.
Big Ass Spider! (2013)
Overall a meh but still pretty funny
Let me just say this has the WORST CGI. so if your a big fan of the effects then give it a miss, or if you really want specific detail that all adds up you also are not likely to like this. But i guess you get what you want out of it, its a film called big ass spider so yeah. Overall though this is pretty funny and for a low budget film with many having their first time acting id say this is pretty great. This isn't a real spoiler so ill just say it, its a film about a spider growing (i think) each time it kills and it turns out to be an alien spider thing. Its pretty wired but you'll have a laugh and good time from it id say rent it watch it then forget about it. Its a film you shoudnt go out your way to see but if you see it some where it is worth watching for a laugh. hope this helped