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Hostile (I) (2017)
5/10
She's hott
20 June 2019
I'd kiss her on the lips. She's a terrible actress though.
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Moon (2009)
3/10
Predictable is an understatement.
18 April 2018
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The visuals of this movie were cool, always love to see space. The story on the other hand is so bland and you'll have everything figured out less then halfway through the movie. I spent a majority of the movie just waiting for the inevitable to play out and the movie to be over.
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Lost in Space (2018–2021)
1/10
Generic sci-fi
14 April 2018
It's just bland and generic. Each episode feels like something you've seen before. I'll finish watching the first season because there's nothing else on Netflix anyways but I hope they fire all the writers and start over.
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10/10
Exactly what a dark comedy should be
13 April 2018
If you didn't like this movie you just don't get comedy. Period. No need to come bash the movie because you didn't get it. You weren't it's target audience and had no business watching it from the beginning. God forbid a comedy shake up your perception of the world, or make you feel uncomfortable in your 'safe space'. Go watch whatever bland, middle of the road comedy that everyone is quoting these days.
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4/10
Another network TV Movie.
6 April 2018
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This is one of those movies that dragged out. Not only that but the entire plot becomes absolutely pointless and h necessary once the conclusion is revealed. Contrary to how most feel I like Owen Wilson, even though he pretty much just plays himself in every movie. I've always found it interesting how he can play a raunchy yet family friendly sort of character. Ed Helms was easily my favorite character of The Office and although he hasn't taken many good roles in recent years I still enjoy his acting. This movie had its moments, was it hilarious? No, would I go out of my way to watch it again? No, but as far as a movie on tv when you're with people who haven't seen it yet it'd be worth another watch to see their reactions.
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Odd Thomas (2013)
Don't believe the hype
23 February 2018
This movie is terrible, predictable, played out, my biggest issue is none of the characters act like real people, the dialogue is totally unbelievable. It's really not very hard to predict what'll happen next, the only reason I think people 'like' the movie so much is because it's different, he'll Odd is in the movie title. It's like with other cult following movies that use dark horror as a vehicle to propel the film such as Donnie Dario (another crappy overrated movie) people latch onto it to seem edgy or moody. Crappy movie, maybe the books are better.
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Chemistry (2011)
'Revealing'
21 February 2018
I've never seen this series so I cannot write an accurate/honest review on the show, nor could I assess the quality of any aspects of it. This being said though what I found 'revealing' (pun sorta intended) is that right in the description/short bio for Ana Alexander (lead actress of the show) it says, and I quote, "(Ana) Quit working on the series Chemistry (2011) right after the first season due to the excessive nudity that was required for her character." Source: IMDB. I'm doubting the real reason was all the nudity as I'd be willing to bet she was quite aware she'd be nude most of the show. She probably just couldn't believe she had to be constantly naked AND the show was terrible. The only other thing I can say is I found this show while looking at projects directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith, the director of a movie called 'Pimpin' Pee Wee', which I GUESS is some continuation of the 'Porky's' franchise. Obviously this guy helps make quality stuff.
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Confusing
17 February 2018
Way too long, also I don't know if it was just me but after a certain point I found myself wondering why he was still jumping around in time when it felt like the conflict was resolved.
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Hyena Road (2015)
Unwatchable
10 February 2018
How many reviews did these people pay for? There's no way it honestly got this many 10 star reviews unless we weren't watching the same movie. Many of the problems with this movie have been stated in other reviews so I won't beat a dead horse. D movie at best.
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Re-Kill (2015)
Please stop
1 February 2018
How dare any of you compare this to Starship Troopers, which for a long time was one of the best cult classics. Starship was one of those movies that when it was on t.v. you knew it was gonna be a good night. Anyways, Re-kill? Watch it high. My biggest gripe with this movie is, just call them zombies! You know, that term we've already branded the living dead for probably thousands of years? You don't need to invent a new term for them, and if you do, that's fine, but switch it up.
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