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28 Days Haunted: Get Out! (2022)
They go to a tombstone called "Mercy" and claim it's Adley
For this whole episode, one of the men is saying the murder victim was named Adley and he claims to find her tombstone and when the camera zooms in on the tombstone, her name is Mercy right there. No one on the show mentions it.
As the other review said, the part in the tunnel was dumb as they claimed they could get stuck down there while it shows a camera recording the entrance to the tunnel so clearly someone stayed behind to film them.
I guess they think the audience is dumb? This is sloppy.
One thing that annoys me about lock-in shows like this is they don't cover what they eat, if they can entertain themselves during the day, and they never have any luggage. It really makes it not believable at all that these people are actually staying there.
And to wear headphones during the EVP sessions so the audience can't even hear... we just rely on whatever the "psychic" is saying.
Queer Eye: Dega Don't (2018)
I couldn't even make it through
I usually love Queer Eye, but this episode is painful. First he introduces himself by having his friend pull over the Fab 5 and acting like a complete jerk and then going just kidding! This was after scaring them. Then they find Trump signs in his garage and the redneck says "To each their own!" and it's all very annoying. I have no idea why they're doing a show to makeover someone who actually seems a bit on the homophobic side. Maybe he changed during the episode, but I just couldn't as it was played for laughs and I didn't find it very funny.
Dark Dungeons (2014)
Perfection. The best comic adaption ever made.
I do not understand these reviews. Dark Dungeons is a fully accurate portrayal of the famous Jack Chick track. To claim this is bad is blasphemy. This is the highest art and shouldn't be missed. The acting is insanely good and it's all played so straight which is the best part. I also love the lesbian subtext.
The only bad thing about this movie is it wasn't a full 90 minutes.
Praise to the unholy dark one for all his gifts.
History 101 (2020)
You can't remove politics from history (nor climate change)
As you can see, most of the reviews are one star spams just because the series mentions climate change. You will find all the reviewers mostly have only one review just to spam this show.
Watch it! It's easy and informative. If you want history with a biased political spin that you mindlessly agree with, watch Fox News.
AIDS: The Judgment of God (2014)
Pure hate speech
No science in this film at all. Also HIV affects more than just gay people it also affects straight men and women so not sure how this is "judgment of god."
Ignore this loser.
Porndogs: The Adventures of Sadie (2009)
Bigoted Garbage
I wanted to like this movie. I really did! But honestly, it was just offensive. And no I don't mean the dog dicks, vaginas, and sex. I expected all that. I thought that'd be the main humor of it.
No.... the main humor is from homophobic, racist, bigoted "jokes" that are constant. I think the worst was the scene with the Shar Pei (Chinese breed... get it?) then later she's eaten out by a doberman (naturally voiced by Too $hort) who says her snatch tastes like takeout.
Ugh... and spoiler alert, they do a glory hole and she eats the fake dog penis and he's going "Owww my dick!" over and over. But it's not just the jokes that are so racist, but all the dialog is bad... just painfully written.
Don't waste your money... I put my copy up for sale if you really want to see it. But I don't recommend it. Even if you're really perverted and like bestiality and your racist you STILL probably wouldn't like this movie. I'm just not sure what demographic they were going for.
Also, as a furry, the fursuit at the end was really bad v.v really bad...
So why didn't I give it a 1? Because Freddy Got Fingered exists.