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Reviews
Identicals (2015)
Awful Movie, Poorly written and badly acted Spoiler ALERT!!!
So some of the big questions are never answered, like why did they come to take his girlfriend in the first place. Then, after the replacement girlfriend died, why didn't they abort the mission and leave the real girlfriend there. And why these abductors choose such a bad time to abduct, couldn't they have pulled her off the street into a van, no, they show up at the house, hoping that the girlfriend answers the door, but no, lets point a gun at the boyfriend and demand to know where the girlfriend is, when she is just in the bedroom asleep, simply stupid. The abductors dumb planning led to the replacement girlfriend getting killed, so they framed the boyfriend as a murderer instead of disposing of the body. And why are they switching out people anyway, would someone really pay for that, yeah, give me some other persons face and I'll take over their lives, not knowing any details of the relationship they'll be in. So you can't have two identical's occupying the same living area but the whole last part of the film had the main character conflicting with himself. And they let him smuggle a picture into his new life, but then put him in close proximity to his girlfriend so he can hook back up with her. At that point why didn't he tell her the whole plot and run to the police, see I didn't murder my girlfriend, shes right here. No, I need to have a final showdown with my identical and kill him. This movie made me angry and frustrated because it was so poorly written. I found the positive reviews of this movie laughable, are they paid plugs? I can usually make sense out of a movie when others don't and this one, it was just a bad script and the movie has plot holes that could sink the titanic.
Under the Skin (2013)
A story of just how beauty really is only skin deep
Though this movie kept my interest it made some unforgivable mistakes. It did not answer some of the most, or really any of the important questions asked by the typical viewer. Obviously this is a team of "dark entities" that want living people for what? Their blood, for what reason. Where did the team come from, who made them, for what purpose. The purpose we can guess is to get their blood and leave their skin in tack, but they never did anything with the skin or the blood that we can ascertain. So yes, any beautiful looking humanoid female can get random horny men into her truck and not put out, and lead them to their deaths. So when she picked up the really ugly guy I figured she was doing him a favor, he couldn't even walk outside during the light hours because he'd had to run for cover in the monestary screaming sanctuary, but then she lets him go? But the other entity in her team cleaned up that mess. I'll read some more reviews but this is how I'm left, with A lot of unanswered questions. And why did the dude put her on fire at the end, was it because she was something evil, or was he covering his tracks. Way to many questions. I'm still torn on whether I would rather have not seen this movie at all or had my time back to watch something else lol
Noah (2014)
Should have been named - Man survives a flood
THIS MIGHT CONTAIN A SPOILER OR TWO Most of the stuff in the movie I could live with, but the central theme was the doctrine of devils. I cannot believe how anyone could assassinate the character of someone as good as Noah but this movie pulled it off. If you want your biblical Noah to appear as a man who sees visions and reads messages in storms as communication from God to KILL, and that the creator desired Noah and his family to perish, even at Noah's own hands, then this is the movie for you. It was clear in the bible that Noah took even a hundred years or more to build the arc, yet in this version, these rock angel creatures "fallen angels" built it in a fraction of the time. Then after they helped built it, and also keep the other people that were to die in the flood away just long enough for the real tidal wave to come through, then they were allowed back into heaven.