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Red Dawn (2012)
Pour bleach in my eyes!!!!
This movie was canned, processed, prepackaged, Hollywood crap. Always nice to see high school students in the 20 yr old to 30 yr old range. Script was choppy, continuity was bad. A shame they call it a remake of the original. They could have or should have called it "Tomorrow When The War Began" OH THAT"S right the Aussie's made that one already. To make matters worse they kept to the same plot which in this day and age is just stupid, ludicrous and ignorant. The idea that an invading army could penetrate into America that far with no one noticing or taking action is absurd. Maybe this was plausible back in 1984 but today, no way. Call it anything else but 'Red Dawn' and EH you get a so-so movie that kills 93 minutes. Maybe I set my expectations to high. Either way the original is a 110% better than this puke, vomit throw up and out waste of time remake. These people went to school to learn how to make films. I guess it looked better on paper and that's where it should have stayed....at least until they got a bigger budget and a production staff and director who knows how to make films. The only saving grace was the half assed acting....which would have been better if the script wasn't such a Hindenburg....OH THE HUNANITY!!!!!! DON'T WATSE YOUR TIME!!!! Go see the original 'Red Dawn' (1984) directed by John Milius and co-written by Milius and Kevin Reynolds. It stars Patrick Swayze,C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson, Charlie Sheen, and Jennifer Grey.
Apollo 18 (2011)
Apollo 18.... I feel like I've just been Justin Beibered to death.
The movie catch phrase is "There's a reason we've never gone back to the moon." Know I know why..And the reason is this..... López-Gallego's first English-language movie and why we've never heard of him before. This guys movie making sucks sasquatch ass. It's a big hairy stink. There is nothing good or remotely scary about this film. Stupid, stupid, stupid. This movie is bad, really bad. If for no other reason than the lunar landing module, in most scenes, has ~~~~~~~Gravity~~~~~~~ Did the movie makers want us to believe that the laws of physics don't apply if your an idiot? This is one of those movies that some schmuck had an extra million dollars and said "Hey...I'll make a movie. It'll be a good tax write off.' Poor acting, poor script, poor production value, poor effects and computer graphics. There is not a low enough rating for this stinker. I give it a big BLACK HOLE. Let's hope it get's sucked into it and disappears.