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Alone Australia (2023)
One night and crying to leave! Come-on
Zero vetting obviously done.
After just one night had passed.
The guy that was talking to the bush when he got there, the very first nothing he started crying saying he missed his family after one single night, yes one night.
Tapped out after just one night.
Saying he hoped his daughter would be proud lol lol lol after one night doubt that mate.
This same guy mentioned his wife was a strong BLACK women, wtf
I've never ever in my life have heard anyone describe their wife by their skin colour.
With some Aboriginal in his blood and waving his own flag, sure turned out not anything that he thought he was. Good thing Australia has welfare.
This free money isn't going to happen for him. If you walked past him on the street would never think his Aboriginal at all
Everyone I tell about this ABC version laugh.
Some good people on here, that just get on with it.
Oh and a school teacher sleeps just one night too. Crys and leaves.
What a joke.
No spoilers as the rest of the contestants are heaps better.
Delete the first two.
There's also a pure white guy with a pure white family that's apparently Aboriginal too, typical Australian ABC rubbish, politically stupid.
I don't describe myself by my past blood. I'm just an Australian. That's it.
Force of Nature: The Dry 2 (2024)
Should have kept going for longer
Good movie to watch, dark ,damp and very wet, should have been called ' The Wet ' compared to the first one in the outback with dust and was ' the dry '
+ What other bodies found?
+ Kids bodies found? Closure?
+ Did his Mum Survive or Die never found out... Why?
+ Was there enough on the USB drive?
+ What happened to her daughter, what is the other daughter get away with?
+ Has a mobile and worked at the bottom of the gully. Not on any ridge?
It's a movie comment.
+ Why didn't they have more than one map.
+ Why didn't they have an EPIRB
+ Why didn't it keep raining for days that was warned after site found?
+ Nobody got a single leach :-)
Still glad I watch.
Daughter of the Wolf (2019)
Story line was written by a child? With a impossible imagination.
A. Falls in the lake, passes out wet and frozen then survives easy
B. Falls of a cliff lands on rocks unharmed.
B2 kids Falls off cliff nearly
B3 dog Falls off a cliff
B4 snow mobile Falls off little cliff.
B5 she Falls off another cliff into a massive waterfall then passes out again. Once again no hypothermia at all, then walks back to the place they started, faster than the lady already on top of the hill.
C. After being in ice cold water, has DRY hair and clothes once again without a fire.
D. Leaves the cabin and dry room with a fire on a snow mobile, might be best to wait until the morning.
E. Back to first wolf scene, heaps of gun fire and wolves are about, really. Then bites the guy and now the wolf is cared after a handgun shot...
What the hell was the plot?
Was she his brother.
Father who and what.
We have no idea.
Should have called ' Falling from Cliffs'
NCIS: Sydney (2023)
Predictable bad acting
The first moment you see the guy, before dead in the water that nobody jumped in to get him, incase he passed out just left home floating REALLY!, guessed radioactive and took them ages to get there. REALLY!
Bondi beach and a Drag queen straight up really.
Corny Bondy Bondi beach first 5 minutes REALLY!
His home town Gumly Gumly outside of Wagga Wagga, REALLY!
The chase scene 100000% we all knew she would get him. REALLY!
The conflict between departments so so so seen that a million times, you know what's going to happen before it does.
Hopefully the screen writers are back for series two if they don't do the right thing and cancel it.
So many bad lines. Trying to hard.
Getting into the sub omg that's a shocker.
Fake call REALLY!
Then the SILLY shooting that would be impossible to miss. Then the hostage shooting OMG REALLY!
Afp would draw his gun as soon as seeing the blonde or as she reached to her bag.
Nobody was on the sub apparently.
Then
Steal a nav chopper yeah right.
They weren't on the ship they were on the dock. Then with just blowing water on them, not shooting across the bow, the guys could have shot up at the chopper and didn't. REALLY!
This show is a shocker.
Blacklight (2022)
Could be better
Couldn't stop looking at all the roads and crossing line markings with Cars driving on the wrong side of the road.
In Australia we drive on the left. But when your film cars from the right is weird.
Surely would be better to have driving on the left and mirror the image?
Not a bad effort during covid times though.
Without Liam would have been worst.
I couldn't do better.
But many could have made this better easy.
Maybe a new cut can fix.
Dodge sideways chasing a garbage truck , wow that truck was indeed fast yes.
Also pulling up and talking out the window.
Not even possible.
Then not sliding down the pole and breaking it... Why.
Dexter: New Blood (2021)
WHAT A STUPID ENDING
So she doesn't cut corners in all episodes besides the last one.
She let's his son go at the end? Why? He just murdered his dad without a jury.
So why would he do that?
That's not going to mess him up is it.
Who wrote this crap.
So hard not to swear.
So please explain what happened at the ending?
Rubbish ending and could have had a10 star without that crap.
Could have had her see her bodies and understand why.
Could have agreed as he killed her best friend.
Killed all the girls she hunted for.
Killed the podcaster
An easy write for a good writer.
Unfortunately not this fool.
All the reviews I read all hate the end.
Ecco (2019)
Don't both watching if you haven't already
FLASH BACK ON TOP OF FLASH BACKS.
Three times running at one time all the time.
Just a absolute mess, put it in line and chop out rubbish not needed.
Would be interesting to see someone re-cut correctly.
Sound is horrible with no boom mic likely have to turn up and subtitles help.
Music is painful and not balanced and uter boring.
Worst movie I've seen for a very long time ago.
Just drags on and on and on and on.
Had high hopes and then needed to come here and see if others thought was rubbish too.
What people say you ready and think, yes yes yes that is correct.
Who called his phone when he got into the helicopter?
The Gardener (2021)
Don't bother...Could have been better so easy
Yes only clicked on this because thought was Charles Bronson.
Should have made as a comedy
The guy with the waving gun behind three guys that couldn't see it. Why oh why.
They could have rung the door bell both times to see if nobody home.
You come home and see two dead bodies at you door what do you do? You leave and ring the police.. no no no you go inside and put your handbag down and scream lol.
Should have been a comedy.
Jack Reacher (2012)
How can such a short man be chosen as Reacher
Who didn't read the book?
Those who made this move!
Strange how inaccurate this could be.
So glad Netflix made it so so so so so much better.
If your haven't read the books, then don't if you want to watch this movie.
If you've watched this and thought was good, you need to read the books!!!!!!
Reacher is tall and strong, not super tiny
No wonder Lee Child the author prevented the third production fail.
The King's Man (2021)
70% is real great 20% is rubbish
What about the other 10% you ask?
It's just missing.
Fun movie to watch but at times annoying and commonly predictable. Silly but maybe ment to be.
Worthy of a watch, but not with people you watch to think you picked a good movie.
The Weekend Away (2022)
Don't bother should have look at these reviews
At the beginning we talked about how bad the acting is.
Basic and easy to follow, could have been so much better with better actors especially the two main characters and better cut and directed.
I couldn't make a 0.1 star movie but I have no tried.
Unless your in your phone or computer and have on in the background you'll be bored.
Ozark (2017)
Season 4 ep1 ep2 are terrible
Series 1 Episode 1 Once you endured the slow start the show takes off.
Series 1 Great (10 star)
Series 2 Great (10 star)
Series 3 Great (10 star)
Series 4 Zzxzzz (NO star)
I'm struggling to keep watching it and have to force to watch. Unsure if will finish.
What happened and why so slow and boring. Long empty scenes, fake cry.
Pine Gap (2018)
9 minutes and just couldn't keep going.
After watching mi-5 then to try and watch this was really painful.
Seems like political lefty, then right here came and found another review saying that too, not a surprise.
The Americans came and built Pine Gap here where Aboriginals looked at stars for thousands of years. But then say ' not that they know that' Really. Seriously. What one is it? Can't be both LOL.
The 2nd (2020)
Worst for a long time but could have been better
We found ourselves complaining all the way through this movie.
Script or the producer / director who makes this difference?
Not in order..
The Son is shot and seems not affected, would have to check but maybe even shooting from that arm later?
Only shot because a car a long way behind had an accidental but he still falls off?
People are not tied up or shoot that are trying to kill them.
A burnout on a bike and takes off, then Dad jumps off a building onto a truck back in time as they had all ready left the area.
Politicians making decisions under duress wouldn't hold. No police seen right through.
Three guys in a van hit a parked truck at speed. Nobody goes through the windscreen.
But Daddy is okay and gets out and just by chance gets picked Up by the senator that makes to be driving past?
I couldn't not do better but many could have.
A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)
Not expected and a great laugh.
Seriously didn't expect to like this movie.
Just watched because of Charlize as there's something great about her, acting, lovable persona, looks?
Funny movie
Not for kids.
Rude and crude.
Unexpected
One thing you'll get right and pretty normal love story.
But a Great movie.
Glad we watched.
Treadstone (2019)
Bourne Movie perfect. The book rubbish this terrible
I came here confused.
So many others too.
Maybe the before and after stories eventually join together but will I make it or give up like the novel.
Doubt will make season 2, will likely get canned.
But maybe like the novel, trying to be super clever spoilt the good bones of a good story.
Action is well filmed.
Pity the story is tumbling.
Could have be separated into different stories.
Haunted Transylvania 2 (2018)
Fast forwarded took 3 minutes and still painful.
I only wonder.
Has anybody ever watched this end to end?
Aquaman (2018)
Powerrangers for 7 year Olds.
I thought this was a little kids show.
Then found out it was meant to be for adult.
Boring. Fake. Silly. Waste of time if popcorn was not eaten.
Think high ratings are taking the Micky.
The Client List (2011)
SAVIOR REVIEW
Warning if you watch this there IS NO ENDING.
In real life Jennifer got pregnant and didn't make the rest.
I even rewound to check before using Google to see there was no ending nor will be one.
Only a few photos of a series never made and heaps of unhappy people.