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LOL What a mess
This movie isn't "brilliant." It's pathetic. It wants to be something but fails miserably. The writing is beyond stupid and all the ideas presented here are common horror/mystery tropes. It's not original and there's nothing in the movie to recommend watching it. In short, I lost an hour and half of my life, so thanks piece of garbage.
The Accountant (2016)
Where are the Spreadsheets?
I settled into my theater seat, comfy and cozy, anticipating some mind-blowing mathematical gymnastics and scintillating spreadsheet drama and what did I get? Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, dressed up to look just like his best pal, Ben "flat" Affect, shooting people in the head.
And then I was surprised to see Anna Kendrick appear.
Only she never once sang a song. Which bummed me out.
But I give the movie a 7/10 because it was entertaining.
Oh, and the guy from that drum movie was in it. He was kinda boring though. I got the feeling he was just going through the motions until he retired and could hand his job over to Michelle Obama.
But there was a really cool computer in it at the end.
Great beginning, horrible ending
This should have been at least a 2-part episode. It began brilliantly and all was fine until the end. Then...it was like magic. Suddenly, Tom Riker just changes his mind. Yes, I understand the so-called psychology of his decision. It's BS. Totally and utterly BS. And his "crew" just obeyed like good little Star Fleet crew members, instead of rebel Maquis.
As I said, if this had been a 2-parter...or even multiple parts, it would have been excellent. Gul Dukat looks like a ninny in this episode. There's nothing in this episode, other than the basic concept and the opening few sequences that are redeeming. Pitiful.