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The Equalizer (2014)
Absolutely Amazing
Every minute of this action packed movie is amazing. This is the single best movie I have ever seen. All of the actors do great jobs at their roles from the villains to the side characters they all give convincing performances. Denzel Washington proved that he is the best actor of all time with his great performance in this masterpiece. The plot makes sense and is not contrived at all. There are no loose strings or plot holes making this movie very well thought out. The music in this movie is some of the best i have ever heard. I will definitely be purchasing the soundtrack if one is ever made for this movie. The movie does a great job of making all of the characters seem important to the audience and has Denzel feel like the greatest vigilante of all time. You must see this movie as soon as possible. Everything about this movie is great. Overall the best movie of 2014 and possibly the best movie of all time.
Sanjay and Craig (2013)
The worst show in years
This show is just a cheap ripoff of Adventure Time and Regular Show. The two characters are carbon copies of the same boring, bland, unfunny, character. The ONLY difference is one is a snake. The stupid writers got lazy and decided "instead of making a different character with a different personality lets just add a snake to the show". The characters have the personality of a dish rag. They are as unlikable as can be and get ZERO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! ALL of the episodes are stolen from other (better) shows. The main characters never get punished for there terrible actions. The supporting characters also have no personality and are just as boring. This show isn't worth watching PERIOD. At the end of the day Nick will just renew this show even if it has sone of the lowest rating (even by Nicks shitty standards) JUST BECAUSE its cheap to make. This show shamelessly uses the same style as Bobs Burgers (another garbage show) because Nicks is the laziest kids channel there is.
The Fairly OddParents (2001)
Why?
This show used to be good. Used to. This show was once great and entertaining and had likable characters and funny jokes. Now this show just recycles old plots (at least two or three times) and now a days its not worth watching. The characters have been dumbed down and become really unlikable just for the sake of the "plot" if you can even call it that because some of the new episodes don't have plots the idiot characters just act like lazy morons (kinda like the writers) and mess something up that they the proceed to fix in 2 minutes of filler garbage and they never face any consequences for what they did. Butch Hartman should have ended this long ago while it still had some (very little) dignity know its gone on so long people have stopped watching it (and Nick in general) because of how boring and dull it has become. Also the dog and the baby should have NEVER been introduced they somehow managed to make the show worse than what it already was.
Blended (2014)
Adam Sandler does it again
I didn't have high expectations for this film since i knew Adam Sandler was one the WORST actors ever, but this movie still managed to shock me by how bad it is. First of all the bland, generic, interchangeable characters that contribute nothing to the "plot". No of the characters that get thrown at us have ANY redeeming qualities and get 0 character development. The movie just expects us to like the moronic characters even if there is nothing good about them. This movie uses a child hitting his head into a wall as "comedy" why is child abuse funny? Did one of the writers just suddenly think that a child in pain is funny? No one in the crowded theatre laughed once. This movie is abysmal and is just a lazy half assed performance by all of the actors. Especially Adam Sandler who is the most lazy and most overpaid actor. I seriously wish Adam would just retire from making crap movies like this one.
22 Jump Street (2014)
Worst movie i have ever seen.
Absolutely atrocious. The jokes are terrible the characters have ABSOLUTELY NO DEVELOPMENT the humor is non existent ALL of the character are unlikeable bickering idiots (not even funny ones) the slapstick is overdone and (once again) unfunny. I only laughed because of how bad this movie is and when people in the audience went home HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE. If you have not seen this movie I envy you. Then they have two cringe worthy fight scenes that were THE WORST I HAVE EVER SEEN. There is almost NO ACTION. The CLIMAX OF THE MOVIE WAS SPOILED IN THE FIRST TRAILER FOR THIS MOVIE WTF!!! And of course this movie treats the audience like morons by explaining every single reference and running gag from the other movie. Channing Tatum is an egotistical unfunny Mary-Sue who never once fails at by his own means while the fat one just fails at everything possible (just like this movie). I have absolutely no idea who any of the characters are because they aren't memorable and are AS BLAND AS WHITE RICE.
SpongeBob SquarePants (1999)
Has been show
This show used to be great and have great characters. USED TO. Nowadays this show used way to much filler to stall having to write because the new writers ARE DEMENTED they think Mr. Krabs driving plankton to SUICIDE is funny. Plankton straight up said he was waiting to be run over by a bus because he was constantly being tormented by Mr. Krabs. The new writers think gross out humor is funny. Squidward is the ONLY semi- likable character. Since the towns people are two faced, hypocritical, asshole, bullies who always do terrible things to the main characters for no apparent reason. Sponge bob should have ended with the movie so Nick wouldn't play this LITERALLY 12 times a day. Squidward is tortures mercilessly for doing nothing wrong in almost every episode. And in little yellow book Squidward and THE TOWNSPEOPLE read sponge bobs diary when Pat- Prick makes fun of sponge bob and bullies him while the towns people laugh (weren't these two friends at one point?). Then sponge Bob runs away crying and the towns people blame Squidward and claim they didn't know it was sponge bobs diary? WTF?! First of all the bullies, i mean towns people were making fun of sponge bob because of the diary so how did they not know? Then at the end Squidward gets tortures and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENS to the townspeople. This episode is just one of many example with messed up morals and predictable endings.
The Thundermans (2013)
Worst sitcom I have ever seen
Everything about this show is just awful, clichéd, and unoriginal. Its an overdone unoriginal family show with the only difference being that the family has superpowers (more like terrible special effects) which is a direct rip off of Lab Rats which actual has drama, comedy and action, in their episodes. Oh, and they actually use their powers to save people! Its terribly unfunny using the whole "superhero" thing as a cheap excuse for slapstick. Also if they are superheroes WHY DON'T THEY TRY to save someone or do any good with their powers? They ONLY use their powers for their own gain making all of the selfish and greedy main characters more unlikeable when the have bland generic personalities. The two kids are terrible actors and are only their so that the little kids would watch. This whole demographic thing has gotten so bad with Nick that they are forcing and shoehorning characters who are not popular or likable. The plot in each episode is always unoriginal. Even as a cheap ripoff it fails terribly the parents do not care that their son is trying (and failing) to become a super villain! Yet any other show would at least they to be emotional and have the family talk through all their problems this one just show BLATANT DISREGARD and thinks the five year olds this is aimed at are too stupid to understand family issues. Obviously Nick doesn't care since they have four CLONE FAMILY SITCOMS NO ONE WATCHES. Haunted Hathaway's, See Dad Run, and Instant Mom which have terribly bland and unlikeable characters with recycled boring plots.