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The Happening (2008)
Wahlberg annoys from the 1st second he's on screen with his 'childish' voice and manners
Are you supposed to laugh when Mark Wahlberg breaks down in tears? ... I didn't think so, but everyone in the movie theater (including me) did. Everything about Wahlberg annoyed me in this movie, and it really started from the 1st second he was on screen. His almost childish voice (he made every line in this movie sound like a question), his manners, his 'i-am-so-shocked-by-this-look', and well pretty much the delivery of all of his lines. Oh and about the story? Plants that cause you to kill yourself?!?!? Really?!?!?!? The whole movie seemed like an excuse to shock the audience with some horrendous forms of suicides. The only thing that got me through this movie were probably Zooey Deschanel's blue eyes.
Angel (2007)
Everything about it had me cringing in my seat..
I had absolutely no expectations whatsoever about this movie, but I knew it was going to be a bumpy ride just as soon as I saw the name Elizabeth Taylor on screen AND what a bumpy ride it was.. how was I to know?? Never once did I feel anything for the main character who has ironically been given the name 'Angel'. The actress playing the selfish little brat didn't captivate my attention at all. The only thing interesting about her were maybe her piercing blue eyes. But they weren't enough to get me through this more-than-2-hour-long over the top movie. Everything about it had me cringing in my seat: the god awful music, the fake decors, the crazy outfits. I know it's typical for director Ozon to (shock and) awe his audience with his 'kitschy' style, but when the entire audience starts to laugh as the main character is laying on her death bed screaming her own name just before she goes, that's not a very good sign.