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1/10
Stupid
6 December 2019
No comedy...no story.... nothing...avoid it at any cost
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1/10
Disaster...
6 December 2019
No comedy ...no entertainment..stupid film...with more stupid acting... disaster..
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7/10
I enjoyed it..!
30 August 2019
Neal n Nikki is a film that never takes itself seriously...it's a good time pass film... highly enjoyable.
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Saaho (2019)
5/10
High on style....low on substance!
30 August 2019
No matter how much you spend , no matter where you shoot, no matter whom you cast, it all comes to one vital question...is it worth it??

Saaho is a classic example of a film that has everything except a solid script or screenplay. The biggest problem is you can't avoid those plotholes.

Watch it ..you may like the location the style some other things as well...but you definitely not gonna like the film as a whole...and that is a failure.
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9/10
A comedy film that stays true to its intentions
10 August 2019
David dhawan don't give us a great story or great film but what he gives is entertainment. In this film you will laugh at the situations and the dialogues. Acting of all the stars are very good. Terrific comedy timings. A wholesome entertainer.
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Article 15 (2019)
1/10
Insult to Brahman
7 August 2019
Insult to Brahman... False facts are shown... totally unresearched film..
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Arjun Patiala (2019)
2/10
Diljit dosanjh proved again...he can't handle a film!!!!
7 August 2019
Not much to say....I was completely put off after 1 hour... can't even finish the film. Such a poor film. No story no acting... everything disgusting. Diljit and kriti should take some other profession rather than acting as they can't act.. .a complete waste of everything
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Tubelight (I) (2017)
9/10
Abosolutely brilliant!!!! One of sallu's best...
7 August 2019
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Tubelight is a film about a mentally unstable or rather mentally deprived man whose brother has been at war for long time and he although didn't get any news regarding his brother's whereabouts is hopeful that one day his brother will return. Will his brother return or his hopes will be over forms the Crux of the film. This film generally got negative reviews from everyone, but I give a damn. Salman's character is like a child and having problems which he is well aware but he is not concerned about these but all he concerns about is his brother. So Salman acted that way. It is painful to see when Salman is actually giving performance according to his character then all are saying all kind of negative talks. He deserves distinction for his effort. Rest of the casts including Sohail are efficient. The locales and especially soundtrack are just awesome. Radio song and main agar are the best of the lot. There is emotional content in the film that is very much real. Feel of the film is terrific. Sometimes good films become flop and vise- versa. Tubelight expectedly flopped because people in our country don't like good film with entertainment. This film is definitely better than those nawazuddin films. Bottom line is tubelight is a gem that no one cared about...but as I said I give damn! As the tagline says,'kya tumhe yakeen hai' I would say mujhe yakeen hai k Salman can do good roles besides comedy and action.
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8/10
Entertainment....for sure!
6 August 2019
I don't understand why people generally gave a thumbs down to this KJo film. Either they didn't get the film or they expected too much. Okay this film was nowhere near Noble nor had great anything, but what the film has is entertainment. Come-on guys..we all live in real world with real characters with all real. In film we look for entertainment. This can be shown by many ways. I liked the film very much. The actors acted well. Well here nothing is real. Most of the things are stupid but I like something that I don't see regularly. In those 2.5 hours I need entertainment. I watched the film in theatre , I liked it then and after watching lots of time I like it now. Best of KJo after MNIK.
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6/10
Good attempt
11 July 2019
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Plot The film starts with Ena Saha is drawing a figure of a girl's face vigorously on the walls of a mental asylum. She has drawn the same picture all over the walls. The story then goes to flashback.

Aryann is an aspiring filmmaker and want to make a documentary picture on 'Lakshmi's Bari' , a supposedly haunted place which is situated on the banks of Ajay river. This place is on the outskirts of bolpur. Aryann along with ena, his girlfriend and ena's friend deepshita and her boyfriend soumendra all travel to the place by car on the evening prior to bhoot chaturdashi. Although initially deepshita and soumendra were not excited about these haunted house visit plan they gave a chance hoping for a vacation.

After reaching bolpur, they gathered various information about that haunted place. It is revealed that Lakshmi was illegal child of tagore family and she was kept at a palace made for her and she was all alone in that palace. After her arrival some mysterious incidents started to occur in the surroundings which leads to the Tantriks discovering that she may a witch and also can be actually godess chamunda's reincarnation . To stop her evil actions she should be devoted to goddess chamunda. To complete this ritual she was burned alive but in her burned state she ran away and was never found. Those who burned her died due to fire within one year and that place became haunted. Despite warnings aryann and her friends still went to shoot in that house. During their journey they discovered puppets in the shape of human and they came to know from a psychic man that these puppets can come to live if done by certain ritual. Next they met a Baba who also supported the fact that Lakshmi's Bari is indeed haunted and they shouldn't go there . He also said that Lakshmi is very much alone there as she has no one to play with her so if Lakshmi want to play with them ,they must oblige.

After reaching that place aryann started exploring that house with camera , while deepshita and her boyfriend inspite of having no interest coming here started to explore too. Ena meanwhile found an anklet. Meanwhile aryann found a skeleton which was rotten implying that old sacrifice ritual might still be in practice. While they were busy shooting and exploring, a child was running around that they didn't notice. During their stay they feel some kind of spookyness although they didn't notice anything significantly. After they were done with their shooting they reached to a river side place. Aryann and rest were relaxing there when they encountered gathering of lots of villagers and tantriks and a cremation was taking place. They came to know that that day being bhoot chaturdashi, these type of things do occur. As they were done with the shooting they were heading towards return journey during which they found a strange looking goddess idol in the middle of the road and that idol was again present at some other place during their journey. At that point they realized that something sinister is there so they they want to get rid of that place as soon as possible but they couldn't reach their desired destination instead after driving without having proper way out they some how reaced Lakshmi's bari. This time they heard a children's laughing and mischievous sound. While Ena told them that Lakshmi might want to say something, soumendra who got very much scared when a chunk of cement fell just near to him and he wanted to get away from there and hence they all fleed inspite of Ena's unwillingness but after some time their car went out of fuel and soumendra blamed aryann for everything and after a heated argument and aryann who was upset with soumendra from the beginning due to latter's behavior pushed soumendra . Soumendra in a feat of rage want to heat aryann but was taken away by an unwatchable force. They all started to run away but somehow they again reached Lakshmi's bari with no exit door. Meanwhile deepshita , now possessed fell into the well hence died. Meanwhile all the premises got enlightened suddenly with candels. Moreover lots of people started to gather there along with some Tantriks to do some kind of sacrifice ritual. Ena figured out that as it is bhoot chaturdashi, hence a sacrifice will take place. Suddenly she found out that Aryann is missing and after hearing his scream she quickly found out her but to her horror, he was helplessly kept in a 'harikatha' and was beheaded by a tantrik and Ena screamed her hearts out. In the outskirts those fellow villagers who were activity taking part in that ritual revealed to be possessed or they were dead all the time.

Back to present, Ena is drawing Lakshmi's picture all over the walls and repeatedly saying that if Lakshmi wants to play with you ,you must play with her. It is then revealed that she is possessed by the ghost of Lakshmi.

In the final scene Lakshmi in her deathbed attire , sitting in her palace and she has a eerie smile on her burned face and the credits roll.
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7/10
Softcore at its best!!!!!!
2 July 2019
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When you have Sarah hunter , pristine edge as stars then you don't care about story..screenplay...etc. This 81 minutes film is superb.... You get lots and lots of sex... obviously softcore .. Lesbian, threesome, and usual all sex are there. Sarah and her big breasts..oh mine...you want to grab her milky part too... pristine is equally sexy.. All in all watch this ...these beauties will drive you craxy
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Race 3 (2018)
1/10
Flop
2 July 2019
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Too many plotholes in this film.... 1. No plot 2. Poor characterization 3. Villain and hero both are poinlessp 4.jaqueuline as a cop is no needed.. And so on... Stay away from this
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Ragini MMS Returns (2017– )
8/10
Awesome web series....
29 June 2019
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Ragini mms ....well this name says it all ..it is supposedly a erotic horror show....well....it is .. This web series has 12 episodes....has story...build suspense...have a climax that is awesome... This show does scare you ....only shortcoming is Riya sen story is not done that well... Now the sex scenes.. episode 5 and 11 has hot sex scenes... strongly recommended ... episode 12 has lesbian sex....and here and there are sex scenes as well . Go ..watch..get scared and have you pant/ panties wet
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4/10
Silly At its Best
30 January 2016
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It's not a secret that adult comedies do not have a plot to speak of, KKHH 3 is no exception either. But thank god it has some funny moments.

The Story revolves around Kanhaiya(Tusshar) and his friend Rocky(Aftab) who got thrown away by kanhaiya's father and they eventually landed up in Thailand and worked in porn films for his director friend. Kanhaiya falls in love with Shalu and When her father wants to see kanhaiya's family,his co-artists pretend to be his family,and here goes the confusion.

We have seen this story many times,so nothing new here. Climax is a huge letdown. Among the actors The male leads shine to some extent. Others are below par to OK range. Direction is average.

Strictly one time watch. Watch it if you have time to spare.
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Mastizaade (2016)
1/10
Totally unwatchable
30 January 2016
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I wanted to give a big zero,even minus point,if was possible. I want to bang my head for committing a mistake,of watching Mastizaade. First of all this is not a film by any standard. To be a film there are certain points e.g. Plot, acting, direction, appeal to the viewer, feeling..etc. Mastizaade has none of it.

Actually they should have had a big heart to make this crap because on my thinking it should have been discarded when it was thought,if.

This is an unfunny, disgusting, rubbish, every bad word you can think,kind of film..

As it has no Plot to speak of,better I avoid it..it is simply the actors are said to do whatever you can kind of stuff.

Sunny leone isn't an actress,thus she didn't act,except showing her assets. Tusshar should stop doing film now. Vir das,Shaad all are pathetic,even veteran Asrani wasted. Nothing more to speak off.

Highly avoidable by all means. Thanks if you agreed.
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Kites (I) (2010)
9/10
Brilliant!!
7 August 2015
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Through the last 5 years, KITES has been slammed for lots of reason,which are baseless to me, because once you see the film, you will love it..

A story of love, tragedy, excitement, sorrow, it had all.. Why still people can't get it, is not understandable.

Okay I am not blaming them, to me a film which have good story, good acting and x-factor are good film.

KITES had it all. It is simply awesome.

I will not mention the story here,as either you all know it, or you are not interested.

Hrithik was superb. Strong performance from him. Barbara was equally impressive. Rest casts did justice to their role. Good location and good music.

A must-watch.
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Aksar (2006)
5/10
Nothing special
29 June 2015
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First thing first, I watched AKSAR first time when I was in my school days and I liked it then,but after watching it recently I thought it is not worth your time.

Basic plot is Dino offers Hashmi an ace photographer to seduce his wife Udita so that using their affair a reason Dino can get a divorce..but things go awry after sometime and a murder happens

Everything except music and location are poor. Not a single time the suspense raises. Acting is bad. Story,direction bad. Only Dino looked decent. Hashmi did not have great screen presence. Udita is wasted.

It was full of flaws which you can easily find out after watching it. So don't watch it unless you are a fan of Hashmi or if you can watch any film.
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Shamitabh (2015)
8/10
A Tribute to the 'BARITONE'
9 April 2015
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When R.Balki told to the media about this film, I was very excited. The only reason was it was supposedly a tribute to the voice of Mr. BACHCHAN , the 'BARITONE'. After watching this film I was satisfied mostly.

The basic story is - Danish(DHANUSH) a born deaf and mute person wants to be hero and with the help of an assistant director Akshara(AKSHARA) and with the voice of Amitabh Verma(MR. BACHCHAN) he finally becomes a star. After this their ego clashes and both separates and realizes they both need each other. Again they unite but a tragedy spoils all.

Although story is simple, the screenplay is really up to the mark. But the problem here is that some uneventful logic, long second half and climax drags. Also Akshara's character mostly seems uneasy.

The film belongs truly to Mr. BACHCHAN and it is him for which the film works. DHANUSH too was superb. Other aspects were from medium to OK to good.

Finally watch it guys for Mr. BACHCHAN.
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Kasoor (2001)
8/10
Superb
11 February 2015
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Over the years the BHATT'S are making various films which are either totally or partially copied from Hollywood films. KASOOR is no exception in that trend.

The films starts with a brutal murder of a lady by a knife by a hooded man. This lady is a rich tycoon Preiti Saxena. Police thought it is a straight forward case and they arrest Shekhar Saxena(Aftab). He himself is injured and claimed himself innocent. He hires a lawyer Priya(Lisa Ray) who herself is disturbed. Eventually she takes the case and believes that Shekhar is not guilty. They also fall in love. But the ultimate question is who is the killer and the motive behind the murder forms the crux of the story.

Though copied from JAGGED EDGE, the film has its own grips well. It is a edge-of-the-seat thriller with a flavour of romance and drama too which blend well. Screenplay is right and direction too is job well done. Music is definitely superb. Acting is also very good.

Overall KASOOR is a worth-watching thriller.
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Kucch To Hai (2003)
5/10
Not happening
4 February 2015
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First of all let me make it very clear that I did not watch the Hollywood film from which it was copied,so for me Kucch To Hai was a fresh film. Alas, I was very disappointed after watching it. The problem here is that this film fails to clarify to which genre it belongs.

Whenever a suspense is created, romance track with songs interrupted. This happens throughout this film. Even the climax was diluted with a bit of drama.

On the whole the plot tells the story of few friends who faced problem when they ran over their professor who himself killed his wife and hiden it in his home. These gang of friends came to know this before this accident in order to stole the answer sheet for their friend. They thought he died and they separated. Years later they reunite at their friends wedding unknown to fact that professor is alive and seeking revenge.

Acting was passable, direction of Anurag Basu and Anil V. Kumar duo was poor. Lack of focus to what they want to make made the film silly.
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Alone (VI) (2015)
3/10
Say no to this film
2 February 2015
I am a big fan of bollywood horror films and I watch a lot of horror films but sad this was nowhere near a horror film.

Although a remake of 2007 Thai film of same name, the execution is simply awful in case this Hindi film. At no point I felt scary or I can say it hardly had any scary moments.

Director Bhusan Patel whose last film Ragini MMS 2 also suffered from same problem but that film was at least enjoyable. This film is really stupid, hardly any logic was maintained and some kissing scenes failed to bring any excitement.

Only Bipasha looked descent, but her role as a ghost was literally poor. She neither has the charm anymore. Debutante Karan Singh Grover needs to learn acting rather than flaunting his body. Other casts are of nothing special. Only katra and awara songs were nice in this otherwise 133 minute nonsense.

So don't watch it even you are alone. Stay far...very far away.
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Khamoshiyan (2015)
9/10
A Descent one-time watch
30 January 2015
Horror and erotic are two different genres and to mix it with romance is not easy. Set in the exotic Kashmir, old guest house, creepy sounds, eerie atmosphere...Khamosiyan had all the elements but somehow it failed to make a long lasting impression. Khamosiyan did that well to the extent of 1st half, but the 2nd half ran out of ideas and looks hurriedly done. Vikram Bhatt's story tries to portray too many in one film. Story builds up at good pace but then started to drag back. Overall an one time watch. It tends to follow usual Bhatt banner horror thriller films. Descent acting, good location, good songs,descent direction. It may or may not work. It is not entirely rubbish ,actually it gives you a breathe from the typical horror genre. But it would have been great had it would add more suspense element in the 2nd half too. On my view if you have 2 hours to spend and you like these kind of stuffs then you should watch it to find out the secrets.
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