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The Castaways (2023)
Oh it's so crap
I mean I didn't expect much but gave it a go it's only 5 episodes, it's shockingly bad I mean plot holes galore terrible actors terrible script terrible plot I can only imagine how bad the book is. If you want to watch 5 bad episodes of a TV series then this is for you.
Have I said it's bad yet ? It's really really bad for example they're stranded on an island in a shipping lane yet claim they can be found after a plane crash because the small is plane doesn't have a black box! Now the nearest island isn't far away as we later find out because it has a runway it's so Remote! It's just a stupid stupid TV show.
The Walking Dead: Dead City (2023)
The Croat aka Watto
Yeah why is the Croat doing the Watto voice from Star Wars episode 1 ?
The episode is really dark and randon obviously the setting and score is based on escape from New York.
So far it's Meh once Negan and Maggie get it on then she'll stop pining from Glen and the mood swings will stop with her we all know Negans love length Lucile will be thudding around her head before episode 6 getting her pregnant so a future series of Walking dead Step Brothers where Little Rhee and little Negan battle it out over with a possible Cobra kia twist with little Rhee being the villain and smashing little Negans wife in with a baseball bat wrapped in bared wire whistling is vengeful face off.
House of the Dragon: We Light the Way (2022)
Wrestling weddings and Westeros weddings
What an episode brilliant from start to finish the Game is well and truly afoot and like has been said before "When you play the game of thrones, you win
or you die. There is know middle ground"
Now the Queen has become a player joining daemon Targaryen Rhaenyra Targaryen Otto Hightower All the Valeryons and basically Any of the small council especially Lord Lyonel Strong let battle commence there will be blood there will be betrayal and definitely lots of shagging
Can't wait for the next 5 episodes I think I'll rewatch the last 5 in preparation for what's to come let's hope they're all this good. Valar morghulis.
Better Call Saul: Waterworks (2022)
Wonderful simply stunningly wonderful
There isn't a single moment in the episode in fact this season that isn't brilliant it's worth the fee of the Netflix subscription alone just for Better call Saul.
You Don't Know Me (2021)
So many Plot holes but good lead Actor
I mean come on what a load of twaddle how did his mate go to Hospital having to explain the the gunshot then this hipster bird he meets on a bus that turns into a hooker cos her brothers in prison to pay a debt wtf 😂
Better Call Saul: Point and Shoot (2022)
That's the peak isn't it ???
Episodes 7 and 8 simply brilliant have they hit a peak theres 5 episodes left however how can they be any better than this! I'f they are thank you in advance thuu it so is how you finish a series! Bravo team BCS.
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
Scarlet Witches film
Basically scarlet witch goes on destructive killing spree in search of her kids only to find that spending 2 minutes in there company is enough and let's Wanda Have them back she's not even up for babysitting as the kids are pure evil.
Fear the Walking Dead: Mourning Cloak (2022)
Ooooooh it's really bad
I mean really really bad the first episode was awful but this episode is just rotten to a walkers core it's a cringe fest of boredom with bad acting even worse writing please make it stop.
Killing Eve: Hello, Losers (2022)
Got really lazy
Season 4 in it's entirety has been a letdown topped off by the worst episode in the series to finish it off.
A Very disappointing way to bring it all to an end.
Dexter: New Blood: Sins of the Father (2022)
Why do that !!!!
Bloody idiots his son is an awful character portrayed badly. Stupid stupid stupid mistake wish I hadn't bothered.
This isn't Dexter is it all those stupid mistakes it's poor writing.
SEAL Team: Nine Ten (2021)
Poor Flashback episode
I mean who the hell were they supposed to look like ? At least young Ned Stark had a look of Ned stark! Very poor episode very poor casting it's so boring.
Dark Side of the Ring (2019)
Captivating
Fascinating insight into the world of professional wrestling.
My Son (2021)
Would've been better as a 3 part Drama on TV.
Starts well slowly loses it in the middle and The ending is awful. McAvoy and Foy are good.
Black Widow (2021)
Winter Soldier With Girls
It's an ok 7 it's just not a 9 it lacks originality.
F9 (2021)
Awful simply Awful
Studio makes money with this Franchise it'll not make as much money with this rubbish. Terrible film.
Time (2021)
Superb in every department simply Brilliant.
3 episodes of pure quality absolute class from all involved phenomenal work.
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)
Oh Dear
Give them there own show but take away there powers or strengths.
Show gets Boring and Political very Fast.
The Drowning (2021)
Career Ending for all involved.
God thus was awful in every department it'll be years before anything worse is made, I mean honestly it's appalling completely and utterly appalling.
Parks and Recreation (2009)
Great show in its own right
Comparing it to the office is like comparing Friends to the Big Bang Theory or Two and a half Men to Modern Family . So don't make pointless comparisons and just enjoy Leslie Knope.
Better Call Saul: Bad Choice Road (2020)
Bad choice Road correct choice cast
Simply amazing episode, That last scene everyone involved in it WOW just wow superb work SUPERB!
Contagion (2011)
We're all in the 2020 sequel
If they'd only called it coronavirus and not Contagion, decent film to watch If you're not to anxious.
1917 (2019)
Lannister and a Stark epic full of cameos
Films ok it's worthy of a 7-10 lots of cameos from good actors
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Give's fans what they want
If you don't like this film in the series then you don't like Star Wars, it's simply brilliant.
The Mandalorian: Chapter 3: The Sin (2019)
Brilliant Series Brilliant episode
Simply brilliant, if you don't love this episode then Star Wars isn't for you. I have spoken !
The Mandalorian (2019)
Worth it for the End scene
Set after Return of the Jedi the Empire has Fallen and the First order is around yet however there is a surprise.