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The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence) (2015)
just bad...
Usually I think people are harsh on horror movies but anything greater than a 1 star is generous. The movie is 90% yelling for no given reason, the actors are awful. The movie borderlines on parody but tries to be serious at times, both aspects fall completely flat. At least the other two films were somewhat set in reality, this one is comical to the point where the "Governor" and also the creator of the series both make cameos and the Governor is perfectly cool at the end with the human centipede and THE END. Literally as soon as the centipede is made the movie is over, anticlimactic isn't the word. Sometimes horror movies are so bad it's good but this is so bad it's just really bad. Skip this movie at all costs. This movie is just plain stupid
The Den (2013)
First half > 2nd half
Unfortunately this movie's ending and 2nd half was just completely unrealistic. So you're telling me if you were getting hacked you'd still leave the laptop open at all times? A typical start when the cops and even her friends are doubting her, telling her she is crazy. There's a few comedy bits sprinkled throughout the movie, mostly involving penis videos. The plot gets messy once they kill an actual officer and it is discovered that there's possibly dozens of people working in this operation in some possibly nearby area, something that would definitely not be possible in the modern 1st world country. The ending really turned me off, the female lead almost escapes but gets captured, and forced to die on a web cam. Then it shows some dude watching it, for sexual pleasure? Then he pays to watch another video, you know because the FBI/NSA wouldn't have cracked down on that site and be raiding his house within seconds. Highly unrealistic, they should have kept a simple plot from the beginning and had people BE realistic about the situation. That pregnant woman was almost killed but she still slept alone in that house afterwords? what? eh