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2/10
Not Great
18 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Transformers: Rise of the beasts is the worst of all the transformers franchise, it's like the producers got the children of the writers, made them sit through all the fast and furious movies and said write us a script but only use dialogue you heard from Dominic Toretto and crew.

The dumbest scene in the movie was when Optimus Prime told Noah to let go of his axe yet Optimus himself could have let go, see written by children.

But by far the worst part of this movie is having a transformer the size Stratosphere was, literally as big as all the other transformers and maximals combined who could have easily taken Scourge and the other Terrorcons out on his own, yet never contributes in any battle.
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Mindcage (2022)
7/10
Good and bad
19 December 2022
The good:

John Malkovich, can't go wrong with casting this man in any role.

The bad:

Martin Lawrence, such a terrible actor, out of his depth in anything where he's not the sidekick or hidden in a fat suit and makeup, actually no, big momma was atrocious.

The ok:

Melissa Roxburgh did a fair job.

Robert Knepper in anything just makes me think of his character from prison break so every time he was on screen I was waiting for him to turn out his pocket and make Martin hold onto it.

The movie was a little predictable, derivative in some aspects, a prequel movie or series would be good with a decent director and if Martin Lawrence were to be recast.
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Motherland: Fort Salem: Revolution Part 2 (2022)
Season 3, Episode 10
5/10
Not long enough
25 August 2022
This final episode felt rushed and disjointed, like two or three episodes had been edited into one. It ended predictably but just needed more time to tell the story in a cohesive manner. Overall though I did enjoy this series and am sad it has come to an end.
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10/10
I'm loving this series...
1 June 2022
But I am suffering major anxiety having to wait a month for the final two episodes.

I might have to go and watch the previous 3 seasons as I can't remember much of what happened in them.
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Rising Wolf (2021)
1/10
Terrible
22 July 2021
I'm sure there is a good story to be told with this movie but the director failed to convey it to the audience. It's like when your friend tries to tell you something awesome that happened to them when they were drunk but they only retell parts of it to you, as their emotional experience fills in the gaps of knowledge in their own mind, but to you what they are saying makes no sense.

This may have worked as a prequel to an established storyline but not as an initial film with anticipated sequels to fill in the gaps, if that's the way the director planned it to be.

I like Charlotte Best, she did a good job of a terrible film, hope it doesn't hurt her acting career.
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6 Underground (2019)
1/10
Pure cheese
26 December 2019
There is nothing good about this movie. Bad cinematography. Bad acting.
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Reef Break (2019)
4/10
nooo
21 June 2019
I was looking forward to this series but having watched the first episode it's a bit of a miss for me, filmed in Australia with Australian actors using American accents, what a shame because it could have been a good show if they had have allowed the setting to be Australian.
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The Beyond (2017)
1/10
Not good at all in the format it was made.
5 March 2018
May have been a good movie if it was not made in a documentary style.
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1/10
You get all excited about a new Stargate series and:
19 February 2018
All you get is a turd sandwich and not even a nice big turd sandwich, more like one cut into 4 little triangles like you do so a child can to it eat more easily because they can't handle a full sized turd sandwich. Probably why it's only 10 minutes per episode, because they knew people would have as hard a time sitting through 40 minute episodes as a toddler would have eating a full sized turd sandwich.

An insult to the previous series, it actually at times seemed like satire. Horrible dialogue, horrible acting, horrible camera work, horrible props, horrible story line, just horrible.
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