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Bridge of Dragons (1999)
Asian Nazis and Satan and Dolph, oh my!
10 July 2006 - 7 out of 11 users found this review helpful.
Wow, I am amazed.
How can anyone bring together Enfield rifles, NAZI uniforms and helmets, working helicopters and FWD vehicles in the post apocalypse all under the general unit designation of Satan? Because they are Satan and Satan was an Asian silly! Dolph does his best to express Keenu Reeves like emotion in this action packed thriller drama comedy sci-fi horror of post apocalyptic Asian NAZI dominance by supermen who are definitely not Asian, except Satan in a communist uniform of course, and antique weaponry.
If this is any guide to the apocalypse, be prepared to dive when something explodes, use antique firearms from WWII and fight cheesy action heroes dressed in who knows what (I'm hoping drag).
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