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RoboCop 3 (1993)
5/10
Robocop: The sitcom
10 April 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Summary: -In this last installment the law enformcement cyborg has Alf's voice and his trademark is falling on his a*s in almost every scene. -Officer Lewis is killed not even halfway through in some kind of Tony Montana tribute, but in an incredible idiotic way. -The leader of the evil OCP is a Z from Men In Black and doesn't look really evil or anything. -The bad guy dies by getting his feet burnt (?)

Forget about the first two movies of the franchise and just have a laugh.
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Futurama: Jurassic Bark (2002)
Season 5, Episode 2
10/10
You will cry for ever and ever
28 March 2020
Reading most of the reviews here shows exactly the same colective feeling: once you've seen this episode you can't ever watch it again and just the memory of it will instantly make you burst into tears. I agree with someone who said it is the sadest thing ever in the world. It's just like that. I've not seen any other piece of film (live action or animated) that will make my heart brake completely and then throw it on the floor and step on it again and again. Forget Bamby's mom, forget Lion King, forget Titanic or Artificial Intelligence's ending (Well that last one can be the only match actually). Anyway, if you're a dog lover, or a human lover, or a human with human feelings, watch at your own discretion. Be advised. Thanks Matt Groening for the first 10 ir 12 seasons of The Simpsons and for this great show.
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The Simpsons (1989– )
10/10
Please stop it
26 March 2020
My review rating is based on seasons 1 to 10, obviously. Last time I tried to watch an episode, i think from season 27 or 28 or whatever, my soul just died. Please end it. Just stop it.
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1/10
Oh no
8 March 2020
I can't understand how a somehow decent director and decent actors can make this. Having one of the greatest source materials of all time, great financial resources, the posibility to have the majority of the original cast... and making these. It just doesn't make sense. Just please stop doing things like this. Let other people do original movies, i don't know. Just please stop this.
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4/10
I don't know what i just watched
6 March 2020
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Until halfway through is kind of ok, the story is building up, but then it starts making no sense. It's a true story so i suppose if the story itself its ackward so is going to be the movie. There is a point when you loose all will to follow the story, and just want it to end. I like focusing on trivial details so here go some: If Lucy's husband works in the same place as her, and in PR none the less, how does it occur to her to lie to him every day? If she wanted to return to space really bad, start acting like crazy would accomplish that? Why take your niece to a criminal attempt? Why would she go? Why would they sell a wig next to the knifes at the store?

Well, i just wanted to get these questions out of my system (?) Don't watch it.
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The Irishman (2019)
5/10
An autopilot movie
6 March 2020
Half way through it gets you a little tired, luckily if you're watching it on Netflix you can pause it and continue some other time. Also half way through or two thirds maybe, seems like the editors are tired and the scenes are just cut and pasted like let's just get over with this, at least that's my feeling. Really no memorable actings or scenes. Scenes with fights or arguments seem like going on forever and just revolve in the same words being shouted. There's like a lot of scenes in wich a charachter is predicting what is going to happens to other charachter with just different words (although is obvious) so there are no surprises. Anna Paquin's charachter almost doesn't speak... and that's supose to be the thing. (?) The movie is just a big succession of events that lead to the inevitable, of course Martin Scorsese is to be respected but in this one it just lacks a soul (?)
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8/10
One of my favourites
4 March 2020
I saw Street Fighter at the cinema when it was released (i was 7 years old), watched it on TV a million times and will watch it everytime i can. I think everyone should do so at least once a year to ensure a full life and happiness (?). No, seriously, it's great fun with some of it's cardboard acting and cheesines, it has lots of humour and i really love it.
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5/10
Not a necesary sequel but not the worst
4 March 2020
Blade Runner (1982) is a perfect movie (can't believe it's rated almost the same as this one) so everything that comes afterit isn't going to be near close. Nevertheless, i was enjoying it untill, well, it started to become a little long. There are lots of great visuals and stuff and more stuff but overall there are a lot of things that don't make sense (how does Luv manage to enter the police building like it was her house, why do the replicants leave K alone, etc) and a lot of things that have no answer (like what ever happens to Wallace, etc). Tried my best to really like it but it just doesn't add up overall.
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