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Like Father, Like Daughter (2022)
Horrible POS
What do you get when you have a 5 year old write a script and then cast people that have no looks nor talent? You get this pile of steaming dung of a movie. Seriously I hope whoever gave any funding for this movie sued to recoup their investment. There is not one redeeming thing about this "film". I can only assume that the positive reviews were submitted by people who were part of this "film" because there is no way anyone with an IQ over 5 would give this "film" a positive review. I truly hope that someone reads this review before watching this "film" and takes heed and avoids this piece of dung.
Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022)
Written by a 12 year old?
I can only assume this was written by a 12 year old child. I mean it reeks of someone who is not allowed to swear at home so they have to say the f word every 10 seconds. It also has the desperation of people who haven't gotten laid for years with all the "sexual" tensions.
The main actress???? Let's just say she is not much in the looks department and she couldn't play dead.
I can only assume that a lot of drugs were involved in the writing of the "script" and the cameras had to be rented from a pawn shop as they are very low quality.
Overall this "movie" is an utter disaster and should never be seen by anyone.
Odd Noggins (2000)
Wtf?
What do you get when you have no plot, no experienced actors, no dental care and no self control? This travesty of a movie. I lost my lunch when the two fat ladies took off their clothes and had to turn it off.
Sorry I Killed You (2020)
Ever wonder
What would happen if you gave a handful of untalented "actors" a "script" and said go to work? This piece of trash is what would happen. I truly hope that everyone involved in this "movie" has really good day jobs and never works in Hollywood again.
Fat Chance (2014)
Just awful
Where to start? Ok in the first 10 minutes you get exposed to a whale with a cold sore (did they not have a makeup artist on site?) and it does downhill from there. The "actor" who plays Greg strikes me as a total d-bag. All the "actors" in this film have obviously never taken an acting lesson in their entire life. Anyone associated with this "movie" should take a long walk off a short cliff.
Fast & Serious (2021)
WTF did I just watch?
This is what happens when you give idiots cameras and some money. There is no plot, no acting, no redeeming qualities at all about this "movie". I have to wonder how many drugs were taken before they decided to do this project. Whoever managed to get funding for this must be the smoothest talker in all the world.
Taylor Tomlinson: Look at You (2022)
This is today's comedy?
Watched the first 30 minutes and then had to turn it off. If this is any example of today's comedy we are in for some dark times. Using the term comedian to describe this person feels like improper use of the word. She is not funny at all.
Bloodsucking Bastards (2015)
One of the worst movies ever
I am baffled by the good reviews. Are we so dumbed down as a society that trash like this is considered "witty, funny and entertaining"? This movie should never be shown again.
And Then YOU Die! (2013)
Worst movie ever
I cannot believe this actually got made. Every "actor" involved should immediately retire and never work again. Oh and the lead "actor"? Put on a shirt. I know you think your Star Wars tattoos are awesome but no one wants to see your disgusting flabby body. Go to a gym instead of "acting"
Terror at Blood Fart Lake (2008)
WTF was this?
Want to know what happens when a bunch of idiots do a lot of drugs and then try to make a movie? This is it. These idiots should all be marooned on a deserted island so they never can make another movie again.
Caesar and Otto's Summer Camp Massacre (2009)
Just awful
I am willing to bet that any positive comment was posted by someone involved in the filming of this crap. Skip this "movie" at all costs. The only kind of person that would find this amusing is brain dead due to too much drug usage.
Catfish: The TV Show: Jesus & Alexis (2020)
Jesus man hit up a gym
Maybe instead of spending all your time online you should go to a gym before you die of a heart attack. Simply gross to let yourself go to this extreme. Have some pride and try to get healthy.
Triggered (2019)
Utter garbage
I can only assume that the high votes have to be people that were involved in the making of this "movie". This movie is trash. I don't know how crap like this gets funding. Everyone involved with this garbage should be banned from ever working in Hollywood again.
Return to Blood Fart Lake (2011)
Never make another film again
Anyone involved with this "movie" need to retire and never make another movie again. The amount of drugs one must have been on to think this was funny or genius or a good idea in general is mind boggling. I see that someone has reviewed it as another Seaver classic. That is obviously Seaver himself as no one with an IQ above 1 would think this is a classic. This movie is complete trash.
Slave Girls on the Moon (2014)
Elementary School level
This "movie" is utter trash. Poor special effects, poor plot, poor acting. It was like this was written by someone in preschool and they had the budget of a 5 year old's allowance.
Everyone involved with this "movie" should be permanently banned from not only making movies but having anything to do with movies including watching.
Age of Ice (2014)
Anyone involved should be banned from Hollywood
It is like they took a collection of the worst auditions in the history of cinema and them put them together in one film. The lead actor can't play dead. This has to be one of the worst movies ever made.
Chad (2021)
Someone has dirt on someone
I can only assume that someone involved with this production has dirt on someone at TBS. There is no way they could see a script about a 40 year old woman pretending to be a 14 year old boy and went "sounds brilliant" and they saw the screenings and went "brilliant". The fact that anyone watches this show and scores it higher than at 1 has me convinced there is no hope for the human race.
Go-Big Show (2021)
Dumbest show ever
This is quite possibly the dumbest show to ever be shown on tv in the history of tv.