there comes a time when someone or something creates an impact so hard it leaves its footprint in human history forever,Jesus Christ left such a foot print so we measure time before Christ and after him but but but people who made fun of historical inaccuracies of this movie do not have any idea what the director of this time changing movie means by 2016 B.C,he does not mean Before Christ..no sir,what he means by Bc is BC( i can not type the full word here),we call some of our friends BC,we refer to some of our relatives as Bc and we just utter BC whenever we are angry..got it?so what the director means is that this year 2016 has been a BC for him,get it?Now coming back to the movie,the plot is simple and basic that has been repeated in thousands of movies what differs is the Bc (get it?)the music might make some people question the existence of auditory organs and yes we will not discuss the harppan civilization.We will just stick to the BC only.on the acting front everyone plays their part as they are supposed to.hrithik roshan is same as well,he has got a limited set of expressions and acting skills equivalent to a piece of wood,I do not know the name of the actress that wears a garden on her head and dresses designed by ritukumar or manish malhotra of 2016 BC.(you know what I did there?)I am praying for those who watched this movie in cinema halls and even praised it here on IMDb,may God give them a nice set of brains this Christmas.We mortal beings do not have qualification required to review this classic so i will stop here.P.S Mr director congrats you are a Bc,hrithik you are a Bc (I find it awkward when men get excited to see hrithik bare chested rather than women) closeted gays may be?don't know,still hrithik you are a Bc please retire and to the audience who liked this movie:well..BC I forgot that plastic crocodile who jumped out of water lol may it rest in peace down there
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The Kapil Sharma Show
(2016– )
will make you regret having a TV
8 October 2016
Warning: Spoilers
this is one of the hundreds of Indian TV shows that will make you hate life.Yes i am not exaggerating,it is that bad.One of the most racist,sexist,stereotypical,and an insult to human intellect.I can count hundreds of its flaws but I don't have time or capacity to write that much so we will stick to some of the few of its flaws 1 : why and how Indian audience finds men dressed as women funny,I mean seriously? 2: Why navjot is there,they could have just used his laughter sound and that would have worked just fine. 3 : this show has become a paid platform to promote upcoming Hindi movies and actors or talent less sons/daughter of those actors 4: Anchor makes fun of people based on how they look,this is the meanest thing anyone can ever do and how can you judge who looks good and who is not,this brings us to the more deeper racist problem of India in which a typical tall,slender north Indian upper cast guy is the norm and then you judge others on how much they deviate or confirm to this standard. 5: the audience clearly seems paid since no one minds being insulted and even seem ready to get more insulted by awkwardly dancing/singing 6: most of the jokes are based on poor people and people with disabilities etc which again is very rude,mean and bad thing to do. 7 : why most of the Indian comedy shows are so loud?can't you make people laugh without making so much noise? 8 : this show degrades women as most of the jokes are based on them 9 : every episode is paid off by some producer to promote his upcoming movie and features star cast of that movie to promote their crappy movie. If the channel that broadcasts this show has got any kind of morals,ethics,standards,and most importantly Shame then they should remove this show ASAP.
Bhabi Ji Ghar Par Hai
(2015–2024)
wonderful show (for mentally retarded)
8 October 2016
yes its the year 2016,others are busy making shows such as game of thrones season 7,the strand,fear the walking dead etc.Meanwhile the most amazing Indian TV industry came up with this show translated as sister in law is at home meaning available(not in a good way).The very basic plot of this show captures the true soul of civilised and the most developed Indian culture which is the oldest in the world since India taught the world everything,so keeping in mind this factor this show represents its true beauty,two middle aged married Indian men who are very well mannered themselves,wants to bang each others wives,Is it not we all want to do?yup that is it.Every episode sticks to this basic plot and follows a rigid structure with added jokes,laughter,and clap sounds that you will enjoy(if you are mentally retarded or a 5 year old) set design is awesome as well because every middle classy north Indian lives in such giant houses with large curtains and expensive chandeliers in their living rooms(!)there are a few other characters too such as a bunch of jobless guys,a laughable police officer and a mad guy who often chants I like it and it will make you roll on the floor laughing(if you are mentally retarded)I can go on and on praising this awesome TV show that is made for people with IQ of 25!and a special note to those two guys who wants to bang each others wives-dudes you are very suns-kary Indian men.Please don't bang each others wives and please wind up this show and put it up your......you know where
C.I.D.
(1998–2018)
pure torture
3 October 2016
well where do i begin.its not like Indian television was watchable at any point pg time but yet it was okay until 1995-1997 may be then it started its decent which has resulted in it hitting its rock bottom in 2016.Indian television and all the Hindi general entertainment channels are pure crap and nothing but crap.CID is a brilliant example of shitty state of current Indian television.the show brutally insults your intelligence and tests your patience.e each episode is the same with a bunch of clowns roaming around with their brilliant minds and trying to solve crimes.these morons look laughable and don't get me started on the forensic part of their investigation which is downright idiotic and will make you cry.over all one of the shittiest shows running since 1998.strictly avoid if you have IQ more than a five year old
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