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Reviews
The Daniel Project (2012)
Simplistic nonsense
What an odd little "documentary", I don't really see the point of it unless someone had bought a video camera and some editing software and wanted to have a play at making a movie to learn how to use both. In fairness, the journalistic standards of the program probably stack up against the credibility of most of what passes for journalism these days. I have no problem with the Biblical stuff but put some effort into "proving" the authenticity/viability of the predictions, don't just say "The Bible says that the wine will flow from the deserts ... and look, there are vineyards in Israel and they make some tasty wine. Science!!!" "People will be greedy and not very pleasant to one other." Tell me one period in history when people haven't been greedy and unpleasant to one another?
Where are the Biblical scholars, the theologians, the historians, geologists, sociologists, archaeologists, language experts?
Fantastic Four (2005)
Fantastic Flaw: Sucks pooh through a straw.
This movie is just so BORING! The actors are cheesecake and the whole thing is so predictable. The special effects aren't so special, nothing of interest happens for the first hour and a half. It reminded me of the old joke:
"Man goes into the butchers and asks for a pound of bacon, the butcher asks 'Lean back?' so the man leans back and asks for a pound of bacon."
Not funny, not clever and wholly predictable Batman. The experience of watching this movie reminded me of watching the Hulk and I only ever wanted to do that once in my lifetime.
If you have nothing better to do than watch this movie then do nothing.
When is Hollywood going to stop force feeding us these toothpaste advertising "actors"? Someone save us from the shiny happy people.