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How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town (2015)
Cute little awkward film
I see the bad reviews, and I guess I'm off the mark. I thought it was adorable. A wonderfully awkward depiction of a taboo that has probably happened!
You have to be from a small town to really understand I guess, having lived in one, and still knowing friends that live in them, this was a little walk down memory lane to the people and places of my youth.
I thought it was a good little Canadian film, with solid performances.
The Visit (2015)
Hopefully wins some viewers back to M's films.
No Spoilers, so don't worry.
We took a chance, my Wife and I, to see a M.Night film again.
After not loving a few of his films of late, we were skeptical at best.
This film started out well, with little hints, and oddities that only got bigger and stranger.
I urge anyone that may have doubts to watch this film, and ensure that you watch it all the way through. Don't give up on it! Wonderful acting by the young cast, with a simple, yet effective concept.
Now I have the urge to go out in the woods and find some orphans..... ta-ta for now...
The Gallows (2015)
Why was this movie made?
I went into this with no expectations. Somehow, this movie managed to dig a trench below my expectations just to spite me.
I watched for 40 minutes, and nothing happened... No suspense, no build up, nothing! Just teens being teens in high school.
I kept watching hoping that something would happen, but alas, I had to turn it off because it was putting me to sleep.
I'm actually angry this film was made and released. There's no plot, the dialogue is juvenile, was this written as a high school drama final exam paper? Because it has that feel.
Please, I beg you, bury this film.
Save others from wasting the time to watch this poor excuse for a film.