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Death Ride (2006)
Worst movie ever.
I don't know where to start with this movie. Let's start with the original title.. Haunted Highway. Highways have something that separates the right from the left side such as a double yellow line. The road that was used to represent a highway looked like a driveway. The acting is AWFUL. I don't know who this Rand Gamble is, but he does not have a future in movies, commercials..nothing. When he speaks it sounds like he is whining. The kissing scene between him and Yumi is horrific; it was almost like he was resisting to make out with this hot Asian. More worse, this movie contains so many bad lines. For instance while they were kissing Yumi stops abruptly and says "I want you to stop having sex with your wife." What kind of line is that? Her English is terrible so I laughed hysterically. Rand Gamble is a photographer and it's funny to watch him take a billion pictures on his tripod in one position. When he plays with the radio he presses the AM/FM button and the station stays the same, but the music changes... And every time he turned it back on it was at a different station... go figure. The lighting is terrible. Except for the very beginning the entire movie is dark. It looked like it was edited with windows movie maker too; the cuts and transitions are bad. The whole time I was waiting for something good to happen, but never happened. The makeup was too much. The guy was driving for five minutes and had dark circles under his eyes. The make-up would also change from scene to scene. Every time there was a gore scene the director would go overboard with the blood and 'Greg' would pull out his paper towels and clean the mess half ass. I cannot believe I sat there for a whole hour and twenty minutes. Here's a summary..
Greg is a photographer and has yellow fever so he starts to bang his subject Yumi. Greg's wife finds out and they get into an argument and he throws the bitch and kills her. He cleans up the mess with paper towels (LOL) and drives on a driveway for the remainder of the movie. He thinks about all this crazy sh*t while he is driving. He meets up with Yumi at the end of the movie and decides to choke the bitch out because he thinks she knows he killed his wife. (This was a poor decision because instead of getting some from both his wife and Yumi now he can't get any). Then he cuts her up in his bathtub and tells the cops everything when they knock on his door.
The movie was so bad it was funny. Thanks Japanese people.