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Pinkfong and Baby Shark's Space Adventure (2019)
So bad! Just awful.
You shouldn't be allowed to just slap together some stupid songs and call it a show/movie. Terrible songs. No story line. What the heck? I mean... I know it's a kid's show but come on man! Even my 2 year old hated it! Trash. Utter and complete trash. I don't have much more to say but I have 304 more characters to submit my review so I'm just gonna continue to say how bad bad bad this movie is. Awful awful awful. Terrible terrible terrible. I'm dumber after watching 15 minutes of this. I'm just thankful we didn't watch any more of it as I'm quite sure I'd have lost all my brain cells. So bad. There... mission complete.
Leave the World Behind (2023)
So bad... but couldn't look away!
It was like a train wreck... I just watched to see how much worse it could get... and it never disappointed - it literally gets worse every new scene. Characters were weak, spoiled, poorly developed... Leave the World Behind ... worst movie I've watched in a long time. But somehow I couldn't not finish it. Warning - there are so many questions, so many holes in the plot, so many completely useless scenes, and the director tried way too hard to make it artsy. And somehow Barack and Michelle Obama are executive directors of this disaster. Oh, and it's 2.5 hours long. It could've been about an hour shorter AT LEAST!
Jack Ryan (2018)
Absolutely awful
If you're a Tom Clancy fan or a Jack Ryan of the past fan, you'll be disappointed. Acting is weak, story is weak, filming is poor and tactics, techniques and procedures are completely flawed. Awful awful awful. And I wanted so badly to like it!
Happy Death Day (2017)
Better than expected
Not really much of a horror movie but I didn't expect that. I did jump at one scene but most of the rest of the "horror" in this film was mediocre at best. Now, that said there was a good mix of humor and even a small emotional story line sprinkled with a moral. Like others have said, it's basically Ground Hog Day, Scream, and Mean Girls mixed. I really enjoyed it - the movie didn't take itself too seriously and there's an ending I didn't expect.
Only the Brave (2017)
Unbelievably Good
Superb acting with a story line that'll draw you in and really make you feel like you're part of the crew. Loved it. Can't believe someone would rate this poorly and call it cliché. It's based on a true story so I'm not sure how that's cliché. Either way - it's amazing and I'm glad they made the movie so the world can honor these brave heroes.