None of the dinosaurs have feathers.
OK, that's not really why I rated it so poorly. I made it 22 minutes through before I wanted to shut it off. To be fair, I suffered through the entire thing but I hated wasting every minute on this movie.
I'm a lover of dinosaurs, dinosaur lore, movies, and video games. This makes me pretty forgiving of bad movies because I'll like them because: dinosaurs. However, the quality of this movie was so bad I simply couldn't justify making a full purchase of it, even just for background fun while I played ARK: Survival Evolved.
Why? I despise the style of mixing real background landscapes or effects, such as desert rocks, or fireball blooms, with poor CGI dinosaur characters superimposed on it. It's ugly, plain and simple, and the clash between reality and dull grey or beige dinosaurs and other prehistoric characters is dull dull dull. And what's the purpose of a shaky cam? Why are we given headaches from eye strain over something that's animated?
The voice acting is phoned in. The character development is non existent. None of the characters grow or change. The personalities of characters met in the movie are shallow and superficial. The "family values" and forced ethics are about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the point where I felt it was meant to be a "christian values" brainwashing agenda. The jokes and "naughty talk" about mating and suchlike feel like something an Incel texts to a reluctant co-worker.
And let's just go with that music. Clashing, overbearing, constantly drowning out the dialog so that you can't hear what people are saying and you spend most of your time on the volume button raising and lowering the volume to compensate for being deafened by brass and woodwinds during "dramatic" moments. Some of the music feels like it's so condescending in a strange way, forcing a mood that cannot be carried through story or acting because they lack so much. I feel like I'm sitting here listening to someone talk baby talk to a three year old through the music score.
This feels like the kind of movie neglectful parents use to babysit their young children, then years later cannot understand why their kids are so stupid and emotionally stunted with an inability to focus on anything unless it's accompanied by explosions and participation trophies.
OK, that's not really why I rated it so poorly. I made it 22 minutes through before I wanted to shut it off. To be fair, I suffered through the entire thing but I hated wasting every minute on this movie.
I'm a lover of dinosaurs, dinosaur lore, movies, and video games. This makes me pretty forgiving of bad movies because I'll like them because: dinosaurs. However, the quality of this movie was so bad I simply couldn't justify making a full purchase of it, even just for background fun while I played ARK: Survival Evolved.
Why? I despise the style of mixing real background landscapes or effects, such as desert rocks, or fireball blooms, with poor CGI dinosaur characters superimposed on it. It's ugly, plain and simple, and the clash between reality and dull grey or beige dinosaurs and other prehistoric characters is dull dull dull. And what's the purpose of a shaky cam? Why are we given headaches from eye strain over something that's animated?
The voice acting is phoned in. The character development is non existent. None of the characters grow or change. The personalities of characters met in the movie are shallow and superficial. The "family values" and forced ethics are about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the point where I felt it was meant to be a "christian values" brainwashing agenda. The jokes and "naughty talk" about mating and suchlike feel like something an Incel texts to a reluctant co-worker.
And let's just go with that music. Clashing, overbearing, constantly drowning out the dialog so that you can't hear what people are saying and you spend most of your time on the volume button raising and lowering the volume to compensate for being deafened by brass and woodwinds during "dramatic" moments. Some of the music feels like it's so condescending in a strange way, forcing a mood that cannot be carried through story or acting because they lack so much. I feel like I'm sitting here listening to someone talk baby talk to a three year old through the music score.
This feels like the kind of movie neglectful parents use to babysit their young children, then years later cannot understand why their kids are so stupid and emotionally stunted with an inability to focus on anything unless it's accompanied by explosions and participation trophies.
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