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Apostle (2018)
This is a very decent movie
First of all, this is the first time I write a "good" review. The whole movie took me by surprise. It's not a horror movie. It's a mystery-religious film with "horror" as a subgenre. It has so many references on religious subjects, that are on point. This is the base of this film. At the start it seems like "the village", which is not by any means bad. Then, we have the metaphysic factor, which is ok. But the relegious subjects: we have Thomas (you know, the bible), who doesn't believe in anything, even Christ as we see in the film. In the end though, Thomas's faith is restored and helps rebuild the island (thus the apostle title). This is a very good film with lots of references.
Maybe you will see the "bad" reviews. So, for everyone with a basic religious education, I say this: watch this one, it worths your time to the fullest!
Gone Girl (2014)
Piece of trash
I could write a whole review for this thing. But you can scroll down if you want to. The other reviewers can lighten you up.
Just one thing for all these 7-10/10 people.
Just how stupid do you think that the FBI is? Did i spell it correctly? Let me reprhase that. Just how smarter can a woman be than A WHOLE DEVISION OF THE FBI?
People who gave this thing over 3, need to go to school again to take a science class. Or a psycology one. Or watch NCIS or something... I won't even write the bunch of things that are wrong with this movie. It's the FBI you know. Not the department of minesota for example. THE FBI.
In the "writers enlightment" he maybe saw a different world. That's ok. It would be more realistic if the woman was a witch.
The feeling I got is really terrible. Funny games all over... Or Enter the void or something...
Orphan (2009)
Hahaha awful...
I don't feel myself. This thing is so bad, it's a comedy for me now. I will go straight into it. Let's assume you are the lady who runs an orphanage. You have a child with no background in it. You try to check it? No I wouldn't do it. But if this child went to like 2-3 families and all of them DIE, yeah you would try to see the story behind this. Also this child has a PERIOD. You know blood ? Smell? Pain? No??? And she hides her breasts. You never saw her naked. Like never? Really no check up? Nothing at all? And you found that she is strange, so you go to help the last family. Call the cops? NOOO!! Let's assume you are the little child of the family. The new kid tells you to not inform your parents because she will kill you. You are alone with your parents. Yeah you tell them nothing. Really? Nothing? If I was 5 years and something like that happened to me I would cry my brains out to my parents. 0 child psychology here. Like really 0 minus 1. You are the father. I will not go into the loop you have the bad person down kill him... but yeah do it some time. There is no reason to see a fight when it could end in 3 minutes. Just walk away and don't see this idiotic thing.
Sum-bakk-og-jil (2013)
That movie was really bad. Don't even see this. Just read this review
Don't even bother!! Spoilers everywhere. First of all I am furious with this movie. The characters are just mindless people or something ?!? (IQ = 50). Let us get things straight. You found yourself in the bad woman's house after you get hit and you call your wife. Mind putting 1 more coin to call the cops? No you do not call them. You tell someone on the road to call the cops? Nope ! You go to your house where the bad lady is in. At the entrance there are people. You tell them to call the cops? No you don't. The cops are at the entrance because they found a dead body. You inform them ? No again. You go in your house. You are in the kitchen. There are like 10 knives. Do you want to be wolverine ? No bare hands are better. You are again in the kitchen. 10 knives in front of you but yeah just take the lighter cause yeah it is obviously a better choice. You are the wife. You manage to hit the bad lady barely unconscious. You snap her neck? You kill her? Nahhh no way just walk away. The best character is the boy. THE 6 YEARS OLD BOY. seriously this movie has more holes than a cheese... This movie has nominations and awards. REALLY? I am furious with this thing. Really furious....
The Skeleton Key (2005)
It reduced my IQ to 10
This movie.... Oh this movie.... It starts so good with the occult stuff. But there are some moments... They reduced my IQ or something.
First things first! You just immobilized the bad old lady. What you do? 1) Leave her and go away 2) Leave her and go away with the crippled old man 3) Kill her before she kills you 4) Restrain her somehow and then go away taking your time
And yes, the best character in a horror movie picks the second option...
Either way, you manage to get away without the old man, what you do?
1) Go to the police and say that someone just tried to kill you 2) You go to your best friend and explain everything to her 3) You go to the one man you know for a week or so, associated with the bad old lady.
YES, she picked 3 for some reason.
Next, you throw the bad old lady from the stairs, and she came all the way up without legs, what do you do?
1) Kill her, because she cant even move 2) Restrain her 3) Run with fear somewhere to do spooky stuff inside a place with candles, ready for a ritual.
YES, our character chooses the third option again...
Last but not least, the spooky stuff can hurt you if you believe in them. What do you do?
1) You are somewhat of a doctor and don't believe in these idiotic things. Plus you explained to your best friend the placebo effect. 2) You believe in the occult stuff and get yourself in danger. 3) You are an open minded being as you said in the first half of the movie, and thus you don't believe in these stuff again.
And yes she picked 2 and somehow died.
Well this movie has a very bad script, and the main character is not logical at all.... Pretty much disappointing movie, don't bother watch it.
The actors though did a good job in this one.