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B.C. (2013)
A Prehistoric movie with issues
Now, compared with other Syfy channel movies, this movie, "B.C." is not bad, along with "Beyond Loch Ness (2008)" and "Rage of the Yeti (2011)" but, this movie still has some issues. So, let's talk about another Syfy film full of unfroze mammoths, explosions, machine guns, and intense chase scenes. The problems with this movie are the connections between the characters is weak. They are just three guys chasing a huge prehistoric elephant around trying to kill it. However, the entertainment value in this movie is much better than the others. The special effects are quite realistic, and easy to understand. The storyline is better than some other Syfy channel movies, but it's still a little weak. The acting was OK, but not super good at least you could tell they were acting. There is a film similar to this one, which is "Mammoth (2006)" but I won't even go there. I have heard rumors that this movie doesn't exist, but for those who don't and read this, It does exist, I've seen it. So, to wrap things up, let's say this movie is just another Syfy flick.
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009)
An embarrassment to Syfy
This movie has to be the most embarrassing movie that the Syfy Channel has ever done. This is another movie with very thin plot lines, dry dialogue, and horrible acting. The movie starts off quite slow and tasteless, scientists discovering two prehistoric sea creatures frozen in ice deep down under the sea. What breaks the ice is a huge whale collapses onto it, unleashing the huge monsters. The thing about these monsters is that they are supposedly smarter than any humans. After they are unleashed, havoc spreads around the world, including an oil rig being exploded by the octopus, and then a super jet destroyed by the shark. What's incredibly wrong with this movie is the special effects. They were lousy and not very advanced. Not recommended.
Bigfoot Chronicles (2013)
Ultimate Bad-movie
Here's a movie that's the ultimate B-Movie. I have seen a lot of Syfy Channel trash, but at least it had a little bit of a plot! This movie had no plot what-so-ever, horrible acting, and trashy, no good dialogue. The movie starts off quite firmly, with a view of mountains, then switches to a documentary-maker watching stupid videos about Bigfoot. OK. Then, he meets up with someone who wants to save this huge area of forest by proving there's a Bigfoot there. Here's where it gets stupid. From that point in the movie on, the movie gets worse. And then, the entertainment value is like 0% big time. There's no gore, there is a chase scene, but even that is dumb. Then, the documentary-maker is knocked out and, as it seems, taken to heaven. This movie wasn't shown on the Syfy channel, and probably never will.
Lavalantula (2015)
Bad. . .bad. . .just bad
Now, I have seen worse than this, but, this was pretty dumb. Giant spiders, spitting lava?! How dumb can these movies get? I just don't see the entertainment in this movie. And, the people being chased by the spiders, aren't even scared! They act scared, but aren't really scared. Sure the special effects and visual effects are good, but the storyline sucks. And then there's the acting. Now I've seen worse acting on the Syfy channel, but this movie's actors still need to work on it. Not to mention the ending. The ending was worse than the rest of the movie. It could have been so much better. So, with all that said, this movie is a true embarrassment to Syfy and to all the other production companies that were involved. The problems here are poor storyline, bleak dialogue, bad acting, and just plain dumbness.