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Beware! The Blob (1972)
87 minutes of my life I will never get back.
How can you make a sequal to a classic 14 years after the original, with a larger budget and more advanced technology, and somehow have worse effects?
Seriously, this film was so bad that I borrowed it from the library and STILL want my money back! Some of the acting was bland at best, the pace was often labourius, and the script needed to be shredded, and then force-fed to the script editor. In many scenes the actors seemed to have only a vague idea of what they should talk about, and so they mumbled, blathered, and babbled over the top of each other. As for the scripted lines, one was of such monumental atrociousness that I rolled my eyes so hard I darn near saw the inside of the back of my skull.
Rated: Y - as in "Why? Why? Oh, gods, please, WHY!?!?"