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Judge Joe Brown (1998)
He is an old RACOON!
He stereotypes black men who talk a certain way, dress a certain way, and just look a certain way. He's biased and he doesn't let people tell their story. He cuts them off too much and he puts them down too much, even though he's twice divorced and is sexist.
I'm looking forward to the day I look on Google, and see that he's passed away. Good riddance.
Judge Joe Brown (1998)
He is an old RACOON!
He stereotypes black men who talk a certain way, dress a certain way, and just look a certain way. He's biased and he doesn't let people tell their story. He cuts them off too much and he puts them down too much, even though he's twice divorced and is sexist.
I'm looking forward to the day I look on Google, and see that he's passed away. Good riddance.
Super Size Me (2004)
These Reviews are Cringe.
It's no wonder Markie Post is dead from cancer. She probably read these reviews and that was the straw that broke the camel's back.
The positive reviews are idiotic, and the negative reviews (except for ONE) are extremely idiotic.
Yes, no one forces you to eat extremely unhealthy food, but this IS a capitalist country. Imagine being a bootlicker for capitalism. That's so ugly and disgusting. It makes me want to puke. Capitalism is pretty much making unhealthy food cheap, and healthy food expensive. People wonder why America is getting more and more obese. Blame capitalism! Duh! How gullible are you losers?
News flash - you can eat ANY food and gain weight. Everything in moderation. Just like one person said: you exercise, eat right, and die anyway - especially when the planet is dying (that's the only 1-star review that made actual sense). It's getting hotter and hotter. But nooooo... fat people minding their own business is a much bigger deal than Earth burning us all up. You self-righteous, pretentious hacks. You can't blame fast food completely for the planet dying. Almonds are healthy but they're bad for the environment. I bet you so-called "educated" fear-mongering cretins didn't know that!
It has nothing to do with lIbErAls. It has nothing to do with hIpPiEs. It has everything to do with raking in tons of cash because Americans are slow.
Haddox.sydlexia said it best.
World's Dumbest (2008)
The Fat Jokes Aren't Funny.
There were these two women that were about to fight. One of them was slim and the other one was chubby. I forgot his name, but he's a black "comedian". Of course the guy before him already made a fat joke about the other opponent, but the black man says "One of them clearly has an advantage; but the other one has an advantage in life, so... it evens out."
I turned to South Park RIGHT after that. At least South Park picks on everyone - not just a certain group of people. At least South Park is ACTUALLY funny. These has-been "celebrities" have a lot of nerve talking down on other people. I don't care if it's meant to be just jokes. I'm tired of fat people being constantly put down, having to deal with miserable people telling them that they're at a disadvantage of life just because they aren't "attractive" enough. People wonder why Jeffrey Weise did what he did.
I'm glad this show got cancelled.
Coming 2 America (2021)
Get a Sense of Humor, America.
It's an Eddie Murphy movie, so there's no shock that there's a lot of whining in the reviews. Even some of 10 star reviews are unnecessarily whiny. People love to talk about Daddy Issues - what about Mommy Issues? Apparently a lot of people with Mommy Issues don't like the movie, because they can't stand to see a woman in charge. She didn't become queen just because she's a woman. She became Queen because she was highly qualified, compared to her brother who had no experience in royalty whatsoever. I guess people are expecting a comedy like "Airplane" or something. Maybe they expected the sequel to have the same values as a 30 YEAR OLD MOVIE. Imma need these fools to get with the times.
Soul Plane (2004)
It's Not That Bad.
I wouldn't be surprised if humans don't like my review, as proven with the reception from my other reviews. That's not gonna change my mind about anything. Cry about it.
Soul Plane is a guilty pleasure for me. I really like the cast and everyone made me laugh in some way. Snoop Dogg and Godfrey should star in a comedy together because I know it would be hilarious! It was entertaining seeing a purple plane with hydraulics lol. I know there are stereotypes, but unlike King Bach, who is very successful due to 'Murican racism and hypocrisy, Soul Plane goes after everyone just about.
At the end of the day, people are entitled to their own opinion, and my opinion is that this movie is funny. It's stupid, but funny.
In the Heat of the Night: Brother's Keeper (1992)
Luann's Mother is Toxic
This episode was infuriating to watch. Luann is the scapegoat and her brother is the favorite/golden child. How dare her so-called "mother" pretty much disown her just because she's a cop that sees her brother's deep flaws and crimes. Luann is weak-minded enough to not kick both of them out. The fact that she left HER OWN HOUSE because of two extremely toxic people... bruh. Yea, "you can't choose your family" (ignorant saying) according to the "family-orienter" that previously wrote a review of this episode, but you can surely choose whether or not they can be in your life. If you choose to keep toxic people in your life, you have no one to blame for your family problems, but yourself. No one has to keep a toxic mother and sibling in their life. I wouldn't, that's for sure. This was just an infuriating, annoying, and dumb episode to me.
The Amazing World of Gumball: The Photo (2013)
Darwin is a jerk
Telling gumball to deal with the fact that he isn't "photogenic" is really rude. Many people have extreme insecurities and that's the kind of character they want to portray? I don't care if I'm seen as "sensitive" by all the perfect-parent wannabes. Darwin became very unlikeable in this episode and turned me off from the series as a whole.
Tall Girl (2019)
Just Trying to Lower the Rating
Anyone who thinks this is a good movie must either have the mind of a child, or have a lower-than-average IQ.
Make-believe oppression, C-Section shaming, and giving both genders dangerous messages, and this movie has a 5.3/10 rating?
Parents, stop giving your kids devices just so they will leave you alone lol.
Rhythm + Flow (2019)
Cardi B isn't Talented
If Bill Cosby had his own show right now, people would be going absolutely nuts. This country is so hypocritical lol. That's why I'm rating the show one star. However, there were only TWO one-star reviews that weren't idiotic and ignorant. I want to specifically respond to swain-66885 or whatever your stupid username is:
Rap IS real music, and you need to accept it. Rap isn't for dumb millennials, so get over yourself. This is 2019, and to criticize rap for the reasons that you've provided have already been disproven multiple times. You're just a bitter old person who wants things to go back the way they were because you weren't close to death. I highly suggest letting go of the past and getting on with the times. Are all old people this miserable and narrow-minded? Are they scared of finally "coming home to the Lord"? You cretinous hacks wonder why so many millennials make memes about and despise y'all.
Cops (1989)
Suicidal People Aren't Crazy
I used to be a fan, but that did it for me. I'm gonna even go so far as to block the show from the dvr. Calling a suicidal person crazy is imo unprofessional, judgmental, and irresponsible. No wonder people hate police officers or even want them dead. People who still like this show to this day, are the same ones who cry out "All Lives Matter/Blue Lives Matter" while waving the Confederate Flag. The ones you call crazy could also be the ones that cause you to stop breathing. Be careful what you say to people who clearly need help :)