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The Last Heist (2016)
Terrible
This movie was a complete joke, the only reason I gave it the luxury of 2 stars was because once you get past the initial shitty acting,pan shots,close ups and stupid story line you have to have to just laugh it off whilst your brain is trying to comprehend what is going on because of the amount of plot twists it has. The Australian women had a crap attitude and accent along with the Mexican taco stand man and the Asian rifle dude "Chen". I think these characters added a nice racial hint to the movie. At most times you could predict what was going to happen and if not then it just didn't make sense, I don't even know what to say I think I have just grown a brain tumour from watching this movie so I will leave it at that.
Triple 9 (2016)
Casey Affleck the Gum Chewer
First off only watch this if you want to see Casey Affleck chewing gum every scene. Honestly, this man chews gum the whole way through the movie. He was chewing gum in bed with his misses. He was chewing gum while drinking a beer, seriously. I legitimately think there were 2 scenes where he was not chewing gum.
Also, might i add that this movie made no sense to me at all. Perhaps it was because i lapsed concentration from horrid acting or cliché crap.
It is not terribly terrible but it is terrible.
3/10 don't watch. Ciao.