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Sparkle (1976)
3/10
Subpar
15 July 2023
This movie should've had a different title, Sparkle doesn't become a major role until maybe 30-35min left of film watching. But, the real issue is that this story doesn't have enough.

Things happen over time in this film that the average film watcher couldn't notice due to the fast pacing. For example, Levi meets Satin, then 2-3 scenes later he tells Satin he's been working for him a long time, so with that being said, between the time they meet and that conversation there isn't anything that shows that long time he mentioned.

With this film one really just has to piece things together quickly.
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Okay
25 August 2022
Movie is okay. There should have been a little bit more action, another fight with the enemy or maybe another mission for the fighter pilots would have been good.
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1/10
Not Good
16 May 2022
Overall weak movie, the action could've been directed better. Awkwafina acting was terrible, maybe she could've done better with a more serious role, the comedy was terrible.
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The Batman (2022)
2/10
The Simple review: Not good
21 April 2022
Wish The riddler was involved more, he doesn't have a physical presence, but his riddle schemes and mysteries is what keeps you interested enough to get through the movie.
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1/10
Need a different story
19 August 2021
Story is weak, it can do without planet Sakaar. Hela should of been involved more.
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The Invisible Man (I) (2020)
The Get beat up Man
31 March 2020
Movie was pure trash. If anyone is invisble, they should not be getting beat up. Simple.
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Weak action, poor comedy.
28 March 2020
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Comedy was forced. Martin Lawerence was terrible:

The beginning scene is a bad introduction. Marcus and Mike being escorted by police cause they're in rush to go to the hospital= Grade F

Street/highway chase. They go to arrest Zway-lo at the club, he escapes in a poor chase scene, Marcus during the chase tells Mike to pull over so he can tell him something ( what sense does that make, it's defeating the whole purpose of the arrest, Zway-lo would only escape)=Grade F

Action overall was weak. This movie fits in more with "Cop land, "Ride along" etc.

Wait till you see the end credit....this may turn into a fast and furious franchise.
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Mile 22 (2018)
Worst Comedy movie ever.
1 January 2019
I cut this garbage off in 25-30min. Mark Wahlberg Charcter is terrible, everything with him is humor, sarcasm, and comedy etc. He's not funny at all, besides the bad directing, Mark Wahlberg terrilbe comedian dialogue is very distracting. I had the same problem watching him in Transformers 5, him with comedian dialogue is just not good.
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Thor (2011)
9/10
Loki deceiving plans failed, but were great.
16 December 2018
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Loki breaks the Frost Giants into Asgard to take the Casket Of Ancient Winters, the Giants fail at their attempt. Thor ask his father Odin to take action, but he doesn't allow it. Loki suggest that Thor goes to Jotunheim to take action, knowing this can ruin his changes of becoming King.

Back at Asgard, Odin strips Thor of his powers for disobeying, then cast him on Earth. Odin gets ill then falls into the Odin Sleep, Loki takes charge as King.

Loki sneaks the Frost Giants back into Asgard along with their leader Laufey to kill Odin while sleep, and take the Casket of Ancient Winters back home, Loki tricks and kills Laufey, then tries to destroy an entire race of Frost Giants, but Thor gains his powers back returns to Asgard and stops him.

Odin wakes from his sleep, Loki hoping that he'd be proud of what he's done showing that he is worthy of being King, Odin disagrees, Loki saddened, vanishes into the realm.
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Iron Man 2 (2010)
1/10
Add more to the main story.
9 December 2018
Your main plot is, Ivan wants to get revenge by killing Tony for what Tony's father done to his father.

The story itself was weak, but what made it even worse, Jack Hammer's trash subplot completely outshined the main plot to the point you no longer worried about it.

Sorry, movie is trash.
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1/10
A bunch of highlight reels, but trash story.
11 November 2018
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The halo jump was so predictable. Hunt says there's lightning, let's think about things before we jump, then of course they jump then get struck by lightning.

That bathroom scene was terrible, flip a guy through a mirror, he gets up not hurt - then with no problem pulls a pipe out of the wall - that's connected to the sink.

Hunt and the crew had 15min to deactivate the bombs, those 15min were longer than a NFL QTR.

The helicopter crash, OMG, Hunt makes the perfect crash so they can land on mountains, then they roll down mountain hills still inside the helicopters, and come out being able to have an extreme fist fight.

Insanity.
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Side plot better than the main plot.
3 November 2018
The main plot did a bad job at explaining why the Belgium husband and wife were killed, and who ordered the hit. Robert McCall helping others with their problems had a better story line then the main plot.
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1/10
Incredible terrible.
1 November 2018
Poor story, nothing interesting but the last fight scene.

Edward Norton in a film with poor dialogue doesn't stick well, the character was weak, no strong interaction with nothing, completely understand why he didn't like the film after completion.

Poor casting. William Hurt acting was terrible, all the yelling was painful to watch. Tim Roth wasn't a good fit.
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Iron Man (2008)
6/10
I have an issue.
31 October 2018
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My question that I need an answer for that doesn't make any sense to me:

Raza wanted Stark to make him a Jericho missile, what sense did that make if weapons were being dealed to him illegally by Stan who was giving Raza and other countries Stark weapons?

Let me explain why that question is asked...

When Tony goes back to Afghanistan to save the people of a village and to destroy his weapons, one of the weapons he destroys is "the Jericho." So as we can see, Raza ended up getting the Jericho missile anyway, so what sense did it make when he kidnapped Stark to ask him to build the Jericho missile if he was able to get it anyway?
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Imperium (I) (2016)
Interesting things.
25 September 2018
Movie is trash, but there are some things one can learn from it.
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Weak story
14 September 2018
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1. The pacing was too fast the first 30+min of the film.

Pointless Scenes:

2. The CIA guy following bob around was pointless for this movie.

3. The Barry Seal scene served no purpose.

4. Domic character serverd no purpose, his main goal in the film was to say "Bob their going to kill you and your family".
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Mission imterrible.
26 August 2018
The pacing was too fast in this movie. Weak story told.

1. Pointless beginning, it seemed as though it was just there to show Ethan hanging on the plan.

2. Lane character is so trash, we see him do nothing in the film.

3. We see the syndicate do nothing

4. Nevermind.
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Movie was "not really"
3 August 2018
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That which I did like. Hacking into the CIA Rope scene was awesome, it was very quite, and suspenseful, definitely his best stunt scene out of all mission impossible movies so far.

What I didn't like was that it had obvious clues that Krieger was the one who killed Golitsyn, and Sarah. 1st clue: CIA infiltration scene, the knife is shown when Hunt stops him from killing the security guard. 2nd clue: When Hunt goes back up to the ventilation shaft, Krieger drops the Knife on the desk. The ending scene was very weak also.

Movie should of had more to it, with a bit more action.

Jon Voight acting was great, but I would of preferred someone else. Brian De Palma great director, but I don't think this genre was good for him to do at the time. I'm pretty sure had he got a chance to make one during this time, it would be much better.
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I, Robot (2004)
This movie had a dumb idea.
31 July 2018
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Reading what the movie is about, or watching the trailer you will want to see it, but when you actually watch the movie and find out what the real plot is, you'll realize it's the dumbest plot.

Viki, which is the supercomputer, started to think for itself, and corrupt the robots for its own use. Viki got too concerned with the safety of humans, so it programmed the robots to not listen to them. (This is so stupid)

You mean to tell me, Viki was so concerned about the safety of humans that it decided to corrupt the robots to control humanity. (Breathe, never mind)

Dr. Lanning knew what Viki was up to, so he comes up with the dumbest idea to program a robot (Sunny) and have it kill him so he could leave clues behind revealing Viki's plan to detective Spooner (This is dumb)

It just doesn't stop. You mean to tell me he killed himself in order to leave clues behind. I'm done with this topic, don't even want to talk about the other stuff.
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Triple 9 (2016)
Triple Wack
23 July 2018
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The film really isn't clear on why Michael and his crew were doing jobs for the Russians. Were they doing it for money? Where they doing it to get Michael son back? (This would be the least, cause the crew never talked about it). Were they doing it for this "unclear" reason?

Woody Harrselson acting was bad. The detectives served no purpose in the film, because there was little investigations shown.
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No I was not ready for this player trash
7 July 2018
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Where was the contest?

It was more of a journey, not competition. Sorrento wants to destroy wade's avatar, then he wants Wade to help him find the egg, Wade doesn't agree, so Sorrento tries to kill him. Sorrento kidnaps Samantha, then blah blah blah blah happens.

I just would've preferred to watch a real contest for the egg.
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American Made (2017)
OMG! Movie Really could of been great.
2 May 2018
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First things first Tom Cruise did a great Job acting.

The film doesn't have enough about the C.I.A, FBI, and DEA.

CIA: Besides Seal dropping stuff off, and gaining intel for them, it doesn't explain in clear enough detail how they interacted with the other countries.

Major problem this film has is "popping up with information"

Something as simple as it showing how Schafer knew that Seal was smuggling cigars for the Cuban exiles, it didn't explain how he knew. The FBI, and the DEA were just appearing with information, it should of showed their investigations.
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Point Break (2015)
1/10
Never call me, never email ever if this writer or director puts out another movie.
29 April 2018
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Before I start, what director was dumb enough to accept this script, (Notice I didn't put a question mark, cause I don't want to know his or her name). I hated Bodhi speeches to Utah. I ignored the terrible acting.

Almost cut this movie off the first 4min, that stunt where they jump the dirt ramp was terrible. There is a pointless fight scene in this underground place with Bodhi, and Utah. Samsara character served no purpose in this film.

The point of the crimes is so stupid, even if so, they should have showed Bodhi, and his crew being more detailed in their crimes, more schemes, more plotting etc.
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Captive (II) (2015)
Pretty good movie
20 December 2017
For a film to not have much information on the two main people the story is about, it really turned out to be pretty good. It was intense, very limited but the message did come across good.

I wish it had more about Ashley and Brian life, and more dialogue, film could of been longer.
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Child 44 (2015)
Should of named this Movie something else.
30 November 2017
Only good thing about this movie is the acting which is great. Movie doesn't focus on the murder of the children, it mainly focuses on Leo and his wife problem with the Russian Embassy.
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