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Leave the World Behind (2023)
Couldn't they have included a story?
Draws you in, looks like its going to be a good film. Plenty of impressive visual effects scattered with the odd self conscious monolog from one of its 'legend' status actors which you get the feeling the director expects to get quoted by film buffs because this is an 'important' film. But then it ends and literally NOTHING has happened. Its literally a film about a single idea/meme. Thats it. No plot, no story, no explanation. There isnt a story, just some dialog and expensive camera work. The entire film could be condensed into a 30 second trailer. Lazy and, now I've had a chance to actually think about it, pretty crap.
Inside Man (2022)
Not entertaining
Ive got 20 minutes into the first episode but I refuse to watch any mote. Its like it was written by AI drawing from the last 10 years of sick anxiety producing western cultural cliches. Predictable, unpleasant to watch and in no way entertaining. Will press your buttons, probably fuel a few paranoid ranters and generally make you unhappy to be alive. Your mind is a product of what you expose it to. Do yourself a favour. Don't expose yourself to this unhealthy nonsense. Don't watch it - really can't write anymore but there's a minimum character limit for reviews this thing isn't worthy of anything more. Done.
Man Like Mobeen (2017)
Really bad
Who's writing all the 'amazing' reviews??? Most likely employees of the BBC or mates of the people who wrote this patronising tripe. terrible
The Characters (2016)
not at all funny
This stuff just isn't funny. don't watch it, it's not just that it's not funny, at times it's actually unpleasant to watch, it makes me feel embarrassed for some of the performers cause a few of them might be funny given the right direction but who ever was directing this lot doesn't appear to know what is comedy and what is boring/offensive/copied (badly) or just plain bad
Good Omens (2019)
self conscious pseudo crap
Over produced, cliché'd english stereotypes , pretentious crap
The Domestics (2018)
pointless empty crap
A vicious violent empty film with absolutely no point and no story of any interest. ripped through cliches copied from other people's films. left me feeling angry i'd wasted an hour and a half of my life, and someone somewhere spent 10 & 1/2 million dollars creating tripe.
The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017)
Boaring
No idea how this got a overall rating of 6.9. Proof to me the IMDB rating system is being routinely gamed by the film promoters. It's 'OK' but it's too long, fight scene after fight scene after fight scene. That's all that happens. Just dull
Soho Cigarette (2013)
Stylish and visually absorbing
A stylish and visually absorbing film that makes great use of unique locations in the heart of Soho London. We follow the story of the lead, who rides through town in his classic Mercedes, in the shadow of antient kings who once used Soho as a hunting ground. Great debut from this interesting do it all film maker. Inspiring.