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Legends of Chamberlain Heights (2016)
An Atrocious, Mindless, Mess
Oh my is this series awful. You could basically consider it the sequel to the nutshack. Legends of chamberlain heights makes me want to spontaneously conbust. It is completely unwatchable. I have put myself through torment watching all episodes, and i can surely say, this show does not have any effort, AT ALL. Another thing that really burns my waffles is the idiotic fact that the series was renewed for a second season way back before the first season even premiered. why exactly? I have no idea why comedy central has such high hopes for this series. South Park is my favourite animated series of all time, and this series tries to be like it, but fails completely. Legends also tries to be similar to it with the friends hanging out plots. Legends of chamberlain heights is not worth your time. I highly recommend you check out great animated series like: Regular Show, or Futurama. Not this. If you like this show, good for you, it is my opinion. If this series gets renewed for a third season, all hope is lost. And keep in mind people, an animated series aimed towards teens and adults doesn't have to be about a bunch of people getting stoned all the time and making the same jokes and recycling the same laughing animation. Comedy Central, for the love of Christ get your act together.
Conker's Big Reunion (2015)
Another Addition To My List of Why I Hate Microsoft
Conker was a lovable symbolized video game icon loved by all ages. Nintendo owned the rights for conker, and where having for sales from him. Until.....Microsoft bought all the rights of conker from Nintendo. Years then passed, then nearly a freaking decade later, Microsoft brings this major abomination insult to us. They have completely flipped off all die hard long conker fans. So, conkers big reunion, thought it would be the game we waited for....NOT CLOSE. This was lousy in many indescribable ways. It's like Microsoft is proud of their own atrocities. Conkers big reunion was meant to be an episodic 5 episode chapter game like telltale games. In the end, they only gave us the crappy first episode than cancelled the rest. Let's look back at what made conker great, and that was at an instant memorable classic: Conkers Bad Fur Day. Conkers Bad Fur Day had everything that made a game great and fun. It has great gameplay, lovable characters, fun jokes, intense action, hilarity. Now let's looks at the son of a bitch: Conkers Big Reunion. It fails to even do one thing Bad Fur Day had. The first episode in Conkers Big Reunion has conker having a censor bar on his crotch the whole time, lousy and unfunny. The animation in this game looks like Foodfight! And the first episode was so damn lazy. THEY Didn't EVEN FINISH IT GODAMMIT! I hate Microsoft. They are shite at all things around them. The only great things they've released if I'm going to be honest is: The Original Xbox and Microsoft PowerPoint. Don't play the first chapter. It will make you're eyes bleed. All I want is a remaster of bad fur day on ps4 at least. It would make me so happy. I just want conker to have a great exciting return, and not a horrible atrocious pile of crap from Microsoft. Someone for the love of god stop Microsoft with all of this. They brought to abomination, then young conker, what the hell could be next??! We must stop it before it is too late. MAKE CONKER ARRIVE BACK TO GREATNESS. Thanks for reading.
South Park: The Stick of Truth (2014)
The Greatest RPG of All Time
I am a big South Park fan, and this experience was such a treat. You play as the new kid in town and fight for the stick of truth and also make many make friends on the way. This is the South Park game us fans deserved, compared to the N64 game, The Stick of Truth outranks it completely. The story in the game is so great and will make you chuckle as you proceed more into the game. The abilities are all up to "you" in this game. You get to go to Canada, battle Chef, fight nazi zombies, beat up gingers, fight aborted fetuses, fart on anything in sight, and dozens more. I never get tired of this game. I have played through it five times and cherish every moment of it. Another thing you gotta love about this game is how it perfectly captures the look of the series. I personally think South Park has the best artwork and animation in any animated series ever. It is unique, original, and just stunning to look at in my opinion. If you are looking to get this game i highly recommend it! It is great for fans, and people who love role playing games. I am so excited for The Fractured But Whole, and i can't wait to see them push the boundaries even further.