Change Your Image
nabirasch-30555
Reviews
Where the Crawdads Sing (2022)
Where the Mosquitoes are Considerate
Half an hour too long for the short story they condensed the book into and, just when you think it's done they tag on an extra totally weird 10 minutes--my GF said 'Who are they?', regarding some characters that suddenly popped up (you had to be paying attention)--I suppose just to round out some arty ending in the book. The main development--a trial-- is undigestible. You';; scratch your head wondering at theDA going to court with such a laughably weak case. The 'twist' is predictable but again laughable since it verges on incredible. Better denouements were available. Still a good film for the scenery and competently acted despite the wobbly plot. 7 for the white washed environment and the acting crew.
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)
The Brainless side of the World.
The whole saga of books is stolen from the excellent Hornblower novels. Anybody familiar with the Hornblower books (or even crusing under sail) would spot Crowe's captain as nincompoopley incompetent. 'Ye'll not catch me a 3rd time!' he shouts as due to sheer stupidity he's almost let his ship fall into enemy hands twice in the 1st part of the flick. Having run out of wind by this point the screen writers fall into that old trope of having the vessel skip over from the Atlantic to the Pacific, via the obligatory Horn scene, where the plot meanders into The Voyage of the Beagle.
Great as a curiosity and 3 stars for the laughs.
Licorice Pizza (2021)
Not For The Pious Or Misogynist
It kind of works on an art house film level. Unrealistically pious types who think that a woman in her twenties can't be conned by a legally juvenile guy should stay clear. It's likely getting a lot of backing for awards because it's full of Hollywood 'in' jokes--only one or two of which likely resonate with the general audience. I sort of enjoyed it, altho it was a slow ride to a predictable place, but my girl friend was horrified by the critical acclaim and said 'Gimme a hundred thou and I can make a movie that bad too.' 6.5/10.
She's All That (1999)
It's the best!
Call me a cornball if you must. But this film's got the magic! Lots of little touches like the hacky sack and brief parody of modern dance. And the best song--'Kiss Me'--that's ever appeared in a romantic flick. Catch the official video with Sixpence on Youtube that features Freddie and Rachel on Youtube too.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)
The Perfect Match for Austen
If you like Austen and at the same time are a bit fatigued by the usual conventions of zombie films catch this one. It's strangely truer to Austen than many other straight attempts while acting as a foil to add a layer of fun, action and a satirical current of the simmering sensuality at the heart of Austen. Lily James is terrific. Ditto for Riley.
My Bloody Valentine (2009)
A bloody good slasher film
Incomprehensible that the average approval isn't somewhat higher--great direction, committed acting on the part of everybody from the leads to the token 'black' guy (who seems like the nicest person in the film and, fortunately is one of the few not to be killed). Plot is reasonable and the casr does a first rate job!
The Curse of King Tut's Tomb (2006)
One of the Best in the Walmart Bin
It's really well scripted for the kind of fun movie it is. A great comic book type villain and Casper and Leonor keep it bouncing along. It's been very underrated and a lot more entertaining than some of the 'action' films that mokes have been brainwashed into grading way too high. And, let's face it--Raiders (to which it is akin) is really just a very charming B movie--Harrison said so himself--with some prominently dumb flaws that critics compliantly ignore.
No Time to Die (2021)
Bond's Greatest Villain
Apparently Daniel Craig annoyed the franchise owners so much with his disdain of a series that had made him a very rich man that in a fit of rage, confusing him with Bond, they were driven to kill Bond off--Take that Craig!--in such a way that, unless they go completely Marvel or DC bananas there's no possibility of resuscitation. Belatedly realizing their error and throwing already confused theatre goers into total numbness they tagged on the sticker 'James Bond Will Be Back' at the end of the hopeless mess.
I hope not.