A rebooted POLAR EXPRESS took the wrong siding and went right off the rails.
This was better watching than Charles Bronson careen down the track in Breakheart Pass.
With all the weird purple, red and green colors of the stilted jerky ugly stop motion Play-Doh with a feminazi elf and loudmouth woodland ghetto critters that just never shut up.
The guffaw poo flinging was the worst in this Christmas kaleidoscope of stolen Simpson and Family Guy holiday innuendos and spiced with a dash of knockout game of woke sucker punches to the brain.
Is Seth & Sarah different than any other satirist when it comes to political correctness?
No they are just the pus bellow the scab that keeps on oozing .
One rule for you and another for me say the funnymen of the Hollywood Hills when it comes to cultural correctness.
The two trolled us on the downward slope of their empty careers.
Showing themselves as crude bigoted self righteous woke enforcers while inadvertently profiling themselves in the most ugly stereotypical way possible then having the whiny chutzpah when it all goes astray.
It was sad and refreshing at the same time to see the unbridled bitterness of two once promising comedic characters (years and years ago) get free reign and monies while plowing the consumerist Christmas sheep train right off the bridge...it really is just the sign of the times that if you believe in nothing you'll chuckle at the most vulgar, self excusing, self justification imbecility be it clay or flesh.
"You know...I was just following orders"
There is no Tom Hanks conductor to show the way.
The world changes, and all that once was pure now proves unsure Let them have their chucklehead mirth.
While many try to hold on to what once seemed so innocent as we speed uncontrollably toward the edge with two mad conductors backed by unlimited resources hell bent, laughing like hyenas over the abyss .
I give it a 9 score as they woke me to the true state of the precarious affairs...there are no airbrakes on this Hollywood freight car rolling backward down Breakheart Pass.
Also... what's perplexing is all the -9 scores that only list Santa Inc.
Very boring reviewers if you waited all this time to review Seth & Sarah's dumpster fire without writing a review of anything else..
The lines being drawn are getting extreme without even a history of other movie reviews.
This was better watching than Charles Bronson careen down the track in Breakheart Pass.
With all the weird purple, red and green colors of the stilted jerky ugly stop motion Play-Doh with a feminazi elf and loudmouth woodland ghetto critters that just never shut up.
The guffaw poo flinging was the worst in this Christmas kaleidoscope of stolen Simpson and Family Guy holiday innuendos and spiced with a dash of knockout game of woke sucker punches to the brain.
Is Seth & Sarah different than any other satirist when it comes to political correctness?
No they are just the pus bellow the scab that keeps on oozing .
One rule for you and another for me say the funnymen of the Hollywood Hills when it comes to cultural correctness.
The two trolled us on the downward slope of their empty careers.
Showing themselves as crude bigoted self righteous woke enforcers while inadvertently profiling themselves in the most ugly stereotypical way possible then having the whiny chutzpah when it all goes astray.
It was sad and refreshing at the same time to see the unbridled bitterness of two once promising comedic characters (years and years ago) get free reign and monies while plowing the consumerist Christmas sheep train right off the bridge...it really is just the sign of the times that if you believe in nothing you'll chuckle at the most vulgar, self excusing, self justification imbecility be it clay or flesh.
"You know...I was just following orders"
There is no Tom Hanks conductor to show the way.
The world changes, and all that once was pure now proves unsure Let them have their chucklehead mirth.
While many try to hold on to what once seemed so innocent as we speed uncontrollably toward the edge with two mad conductors backed by unlimited resources hell bent, laughing like hyenas over the abyss .
I give it a 9 score as they woke me to the true state of the precarious affairs...there are no airbrakes on this Hollywood freight car rolling backward down Breakheart Pass.
Also... what's perplexing is all the -9 scores that only list Santa Inc.
Very boring reviewers if you waited all this time to review Seth & Sarah's dumpster fire without writing a review of anything else..
The lines being drawn are getting extreme without even a history of other movie reviews.
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