If there was ever a movie that did not need to be re-made, it was "The Producers." Still, the creatively bankrupt Broadway (i.e. Hollywood's eastern franchise) decided to take pandering to a new level, releasing "The Producers: The Musical," along with "Big: The Musical," "Titanic: The Musical" and "The Lion King: The Musical" (can't wait for "Rambo: The Musical" myself). It was such a hit, that a movie, based on the play was inevitable. Hey, it worked for "Little Shop of Horros" right? Nathan Lane stars as a Broadway producer, with Mathew Broderick as his accountant/henchman. Together they cook up a scheme to raise a fortune from backers, put on the worst play in history, allow it to close after one night and pocket the money they didn't spend. The scheme runs awry though when the play turns out to be "so bad it's good" (no such luck for this movie though). The plot has the potential to be wonderfully humorous, but sadly, this movie is not.
First, you have Broderick, doing his shy nerd thing from "Biloxi Blues," and you have Lane doing, well, Lane, a loud whiny fat man (Hey Lane, Joe Besser called, he wants his shtick back). Neither is appealing enough that you want to see them succeed, or repulsive enough that you want to see them get their comeuppance. In short, we don't care what happens to them. Uma Thurman plays a would-be actress who is included as a subject for a romantic rivalry. Unfortunately, that subplot is under-developed, making her presence superfluous.
Second, there is the music. Each song is wrapped around a big, show stopping dance number. Unfortunately, the music is generally dull, and the frequent show-stopping makes an already tedious movie drag on painfully.
Third, there is the humor, or rather, there isn't. Most of Lane's jokes revolve around his seducing old women for money. It's vulgar and inane, but not funny. Broderick does slightly better as a neurotic nerd, but hardly great. The play's director and crew are stereotypically camp gay men for the audience to laugh at, if that sort of thing weren't old hat. Overall, I think I smiled twice, hence the two stars.
In short, "The Producers: The Movie Based on the Play" gets no points for comic or musical accomplishment. And please, don't tell me that the play was brilliant because a lot of people saw it. A lot of people watched "The A-Team" too. Wait a minute, "The A-Team: The Muscial!" Get Broadway on the phone, I've just had a great idea!
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