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Arcane (2021–2024)
9/10
Shame about the game
23 November 2021
When i started playing that god-forsaken game back in the day in 2011, i never would've guessed that the worst thing about this franchise would be the initial medium that spawned it. And I am so glad that it happened this way.

This is everything a video game adaptation should be and so much more. Even though I was really worried that it will devolve into a cringey edge-fest with witty quotables, it rides this very fine line experly of being dark and sinister, but not only for the sake of it. The animation is a blessing: unique, beautiful, and a breath of fresh air. The action and the story is perfectly paced and gripping. The dialogues don't cause me to zone out and get lost in my thoughts. The personal dramas are interesting. The only thing I have a gripe with is that they seem to push my fav character to a path I rather not see him go, but no one else seems to care about it.

I, as an enjoyer of anything League of Legends but the game, had the added pleasure of neurons gettin activated when a character I know appeared, but it is perfectly enjoyable even without any prior knowledge of what's this whole thing us about. I would argue even better, cause you wouldn't have any traumatic flashbacks of getting rekt by one of the characters that are in the show in game.

If you like unique, character driven fantasies in a rich, dark and diverse setting, this is a must watch.

Shame about the game tho.
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Post Mortem (I) (2020)
4/10
It was very funny
30 October 2021
It shouldn't be, but I had a good laugh, very entertaining. Unfortunately, it is supposed to be a horror flick, but when you literally have a random scare every 2 minutes, it comes out more comical than anything. Like after halfway through, there is nowhere else to elevate whats happening. Looks pretty tho.
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The Misfits (2021)
3/10
Just do anything else
29 August 2021
I've seen better written, better directed, better acted, more stylistic, more interesting and more entertaining tiktok videos. I probably could've had a better time binging that god forsaken app for the runtime's duration. It's only a 3 cause the movie theatre I watched it in was pretty dope.

It's doodoo. Just do anything else.
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3/10
Two absolute garbage human beings screw over a decent woman
21 August 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I legit can't find anything decent to say about this movie. I am literally writing this review as I am watching it because I'm so bored and infuriated at the same time that I would rather write an awfully written, haphazard and meaningless criticism than to continue watching this failure.

The guy is an infantile manchild without an ounce of spine in his body, the girl is a somewhat more compelling, but still hedonistic selfish idiot. This would not be a problem intrinsically, but they are constantly screwing over the angel of a fiancé. It would be . The only satisfying scene in the movie was when these two bufoons get their comuppances. But even that is lackluster. Would've been at least a 5/10 if both of them would've drowned at the end, which is, granted, an overly harsh fate, but at least something would happen to them. Sure, good things happening to good people, bad things happening to bad people, justice being served is not a neccesity for me to enjoy a comedy, or any kind of movie for that matter, but in this particular case, at least I should feel a little semblance of simpathy towards the main pair instead of complete resentment. Or if you make me hate them, at least let them be the ones who get the short end of the stick during the gags.

Speaking of gags. Even if the two protagonists and their actions wouldn't be a flaming dump of manure, the gags would still blow. At least some of them are grin-worthy I guess, but most of them are very weak renditions run-of-the-mill clichés, like getting high accidentally, girl hiding in plain sight etc. Oh and a dog dies because the main woman. It's not like you can't make these things funny, but by the point gags like these happen the protagonists already cemented themselves as people without any silver linings in the personality department. Honestly, they deserve eachother.

I guess I can't really say anything bad about the actors themselves. Nothing out of the ordinary, but at least they didn't do any injustice to acting, and it's not like it's their fault the script is doodoo. What an incredible achievement.

It's not the worst thing that ever happened to cinema, it's not even worth talking about it that much. It's such a nothing movie that I probably won't remember a thing about it tomorrow. But somehow, someway it still managed to piss me off and bore me enough for me to think about it for about 10 minutes and write a useless rant. I dunno if it deters anyone from watching it or dares them to do so anyway, but I felt good letting it off. I guess it did that for me at least.
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