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65 (2023)
Tv movie at best?
Seems like they cut away half the movie and decided to cut budget on CGI, when they realised the movie was garbage!
Writers room,..
I have a great plot for a movie!
I makes no sense but.....
"Remember dinosaurers?" "Iiii member!"
"Remember Raptors?" "iii member"
"Remember Kylo Ren?" "iii member"
Everything is "because plot!" And generic jump scares.
The scenes moves from one to another, where they traverse SOMETHING, a rock, a tree, a bush,.. there is no sense of where anyone or anything is!
It just moves from one bad situationen to the next, for no other reason but "plot"!
The CGI Looks like something from 2002.
Last Seen Alive (2022)
Run Buttler,.. RUN
You keep waiting for a twist, IT cant be that predictable,.... But IT is!
They try to set up doubt and side plots, but they go no where! Just makes you care less.
A kidnapping in a world where things had no consequence...
D.B. Cooper: Where Are You?! (2022)
A lot of maybes makes a probably!
This is "Finding Bigfoot",.
It is All so forced!
The participants are desperatly trying to justify the amount of time the have used on nothing!
"Lets just say things, run around looking serious, and have people say things that make the story plausible. And for god sake, put on some dramatic music,.. Then IT WILL become relevant"
Pointless.....
6 Underground (2019)
Stupid.. Unfunny.. slowmotion.. Product placement extravaganza
Why?
Some guys sat around af table..
"Let put all the stuff that needs to be in an action scene,.. in every scene!"
"What do we need?"
"Cars!, Guns!, helicopters!, Slowmotion!, Parkour for No reason!, Hot women!, Shaky cams!, stupid one liners!,Motorcycles!, Explosions!,..."
"And let's pay for it with a lot of product placement!"
The Hustle (2019)
Cliche....
They should have switched the charectors, then the movie would have been original and maybe funny!