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Marrowbone (2017)
Beautiful film
This movie made me laugh, cry, and just was the most beautiful movie I have seen in a while. Beautiful scenes, wonderful actors and actresses. The movie is a bit slow in the beginning but I promise you that you will not regret waiting.. there is a an amazing twist that you would never expect!! The ending is beautiful and made me personally cry.. please take the time and watch this film..there is no crude humor, language, sex scenes, or really anything inappropriate besides a few gore moments.
Mom and Dad (2017)
Don't look for the plot, just enjoy the fun
A lot of people complain about a lack of reason as to why the incident about parents attacking their children starts. This can be reasoned because the film takes place in a short window of a day. There is too much action and survival to spend time diving into the reason why this is all happening. I really enjoyed this movie and Nicholas Cage killed the role.
Brightburn (2019)
It does what it's supposed to do
This movie lets you know from the beginning what to expect, but the way it all plays out on the screen is anything but predictable. I enjoyed getting to watch the subtle turn from nice kid with weird tendencies to psychotic individual with a massive superiority complex and disregard for human emotions.
Don't Knock Twice (2016)
Meh
This movie tried to get the scares through and occasionally it may land, but slow narrative make this movie seem drawn out with little content. The ending left me questioning the whole plot of the movie due to an unexplained connection with one of the characters and the events surrounding the main characters.
Inside (2016)
Just painful
Plenty of times logic is thrown right out the window in favor of added suspense. A woman is trapped in a bathroom by having a dresser pushed in front of the door. The door opened inward and the dresser being in the way would not affect the way the door opened (also it wasn't just blocking the handle because it could be rotated upwards if it was the case). Multiple times (at least 3 and probably more I just blocked out) the antagonist of the movie was incapacitated and the protagonist would run away instead of finishing them off. Friends as well as law enforcement seem to lose all common sense when they interact with the antagonist. The antagonist claims to be the protagonists mother when meeting a neighbor, but the real mother arrives shortly after this. When the neighbor and mother learn that the antagonist has flat out lied the mom runs into the house and the neighbor simply asks what is really going on. This gives the antagonist ample opportunity to kill the neighbor while they are alone. Later two cops arrive. After one cop interviews the antagonist (pretending they are the protagonist) he finds out that the woman was not the owner of the house because they were not pregnant. After learning there is a strange woman in this house that already had a call earlier for a strange woman on the property, he simply walks back to the house without taking his partner with him. The cop then confronts the antagonist and does not even attempt to use a weapon to stop or detain them. The cop is then promptly killed. The other cop follows after waiting what seems like a small eternity and finds their dead partner. They head toward the upstairs portion of the house and find the protagonist hiding upstairs. At this point the antagonist cuts the power to the house and the cop leaves the protagonist alone to return power to the house. Cop dies (shocker). The second cop did the first smart thing the whole movie and attempted to radio backup for a officer down. (Apparently these cops had to walk to the scene from the other side of the county because they are nowhere in the film until the ending). The protagonist does an additional call for backup stating both cops are dead and still it seems like there is no hustle to help at a scene where fellow police have died.
If you're still reading this in hopes of finding a reason that you should watch this movie I would recommend watching it for yourself just so you can add to this vast list I have already compiled.